Girlfriend's Half Birthday...... WTF

[her209]

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
It's obviously another way to get more money/gifts from you.

So are 1 week, 2 week, 1 month, 2 month, 3 month, 6 month, 1 year, 2 year, etc., anniversaries.

 

[NFS4]

Half birthday? What's next, conception day?

 

[RelaxTheMind]

finish halfway during sex and tell her you gave her a half orgasm.

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
WTF? Sounds like a lame excuse to get gifts.

 

[OVERKILL]

To clarify,

There's nothing with gifts.
But, there's something wrong with using ( half birthday ) reasons to milk her boyfriends wallet.
Never assume "her209". You will rarely get accurate information.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
There's nothing with gifts.

But, there's something wrong with using ( half birthday ) reasons to milk her boyfriends wallet.

:thumbsup:

Never assume "her209". You will rarely get accurate information.

 

[sparkyclarky]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Half birthday? What's next, conception day?

Haha, that's truly disturbing

 

[eLiu]

You have got to be kidding me. Half-birthday? jesus. I don't even celebrate my "whole" birthday...tell her to stop being retarded.

 

[cerebusPu]

you still fighting off the poeple who think you are a girl?

 

[Babbles]

I need to get into this half birthday deal.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Beau
Buy a dog and cut it in half, tell her you wanted to get her a pet for her half birthday, but she doesn't get the other half till her real birthday.

Don't forget the Super Glue.

 

[FrustratedUser]

WTH is a half-birthday? The day her paents fvcked to make her?

 

[ohtwell]

It's just another way to get a gift out of you.


: ) Amanda

 

[lavagirl669]

1/2 Bday? Thats dumb

 

[edro]

Holy crap!

Here is a little calculator...

Apparently mine is TODAY! hAHhahahA!

Sept 11 and March 13

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: edro13
Holy crap!

Here is a little calculator...

Apparently mine is TODAY! hAHhahahA!

Sept 11 and March 13

Happy Half Birthday!






...no gift for you!

 

[jammur21]

Originally posted by: edro13
Holy crap!

Here is a little calculator...

Apparently mine is TODAY! hAHhahahA!

Sept 11 and March 13

Bummer, born on 9-11.

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
WTF? Sounds like a lame excuse to get gifts.

My thought exactly!

 

[BHeemsoth]

Originally posted by: Nik
WTF is a half-birthday? What justifies having it? Is it just a "birthday" that's exactly halfway between two adjacent birthdays?

I think the phrase "Half Birthday" makes it pretty obivous as to what it is.

Another useful post by NIK.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Fcuk that, what is she smoking?

 

[BHeemsoth]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
WTH is a half-birthday? The day her paents fvcked to make her?

heh, that would actually be closer to a 1/4 birthday. No?

 

[Mo0o]

Lame, she's just fishing for presents and attention

 

[Semidevil]

1/365 birthdays.

 

[klispic]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
WTF? Sounds like a lame excuse to get gifts.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: Beau
Buy a dog and cut it in half, tell her you wanted to get her a pet for her half birthday, but she doesn't get the other half till her real birthday.

From watching Return of the Living Dead I learned that a medical supply store can sell you a "split dog," pre-cut lengthwise so she can see inside her gift! No ax or chainsaw work needed!