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Girlfriend's Half Birthday...... WTF

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Triforceofcourage

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Its her half birthday today and I remember her saying she celebrates it. Have you ever heard of anyone else doing this? Do I get her a gift for her half birthday? I think I will just to be on the safe side.
 
She's just milking you for everything you're worth. Just wait until she starts having quarter birthdays.
 
Buy a dog and cut it in half, tell her you wanted to get her a pet for her half birthday, but she doesn't get the other half till her real birthday.
 
Stupid people.
I saw a piece of paper on some girl's locker during the school year.
Happy Half Birthday
xxxxxx

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Half way to 18!
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I was thinking to myself "Is she 9 years old?"
 
Take something expensive, like a Coach purse. Cut it in half. Tell her she can have the other half on her next birthday.

She'll never bring up "Half Birthday's" again.
 
Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Its her half birthday today and I remember her saying she celebrates it. Have you ever heard of anyone else doing this? Do I get her a gift for her half birthday? I think I will just to be on the safe side.
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gotta be one of the stupidiest things i have ever heard.

get her half a twinkie.

 
Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Its her half birthday today and I remember her saying she celebrates it. Have you ever heard of anyone else doing this? Do I get her a gift for her half birthday? I think I will just to be on the safe side.
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Don't be a dumbass. Tell her that for your half birthday you expect a 3-some. That'll be the last time she ever mentions it.
 
This is what you do.
Rip a $20 bill in half and give her 1 half.
On her next half birthday, give her the other half and then tell her,
have a nice life.
This half birthday scam is truly one of the most stupidest things i've ever heard.
It's obviously another way to get more money/gifts from you.
 
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