Girlfriend's Half Birthday...... WTF

[hg321]

just how many threads are you going to make about this girl?

 

[Ryuson99]

Stick it half way through her back.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Vespasian
she just wants you to spend more money on her

*ding*

Teh Winnnnnnarrrr!

 

[MustangSVT]

wtf? HALF BIRthday?

lmao..

 

[oboeguy]

What got up your butts and laid a nest, people, take it easy! Half-brithdays are fun. My better half gave me some little gifts for mine recently.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Beau
Buy a dog and cut it in half, tell her you wanted to get her a pet for her half birthday, but she doesn't get the other half till her real birthday.

LMAO. :beer::thumbsup: Thanks for the relationship advice, Beau!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Its her half birthday today and I remember her saying she celebrates it. Have you ever heard of anyone else doing this? Do I get her a gift for her half birthday? I think I will just to be on the safe side.

Topic Title: Girlfriend's Half Birthday...... WTF
Topic Summary:
Created On: 03/13/2005 01:01 PM
WTF

WTF you talking about 1/2 birthday????????????

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
This is what you do.
Rip a $1 bill in half and give her 1 half.
On her next half birthday, give her the other half and then tell her,
have a nice life.
This half birthday scam is truly one of the most stupidest things i've ever heard.
It's obviously another way to get more money/gifts from you.

FIxed

 

[suse920]

w.....t........f

 

[MrCodeDude]

Half Birthday. What about Quarter birthdays? 🙂

 

[Delleet]

syringer, is that you?

 

[OVERKILL]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
This is what you do.
Rip a $1 bill in half and give her 1 half.
On her next half birthday, give her the other half and then tell her,
have a nice life.
This half birthday scam is truly one of the most stupidest things i've ever heard.
It's obviously another way to get more money/gifts from you.

FIxed

Good idea 😀

 

[jjones]

Dump her; she's obviously worthless.

 

[Gibson486]

Get in the sack and stop right when she is gonna get the big O.