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now theres one hell of a job"Museum officials called in crisis counselors to work with the other members of the youth group," he said.
Originally posted by: glugglug
Stupid? Yes. Darwin award worthy? I'd say no, not dramatic or entertaining enough.
Originally posted by: ChurchOfSubgenius
I.E.: Strapping a jet engine to the top of a Chevy Impala.
Originally posted by: ChurchOfSubgenius
Maybe stupid, but not Darwin material. I like to reserve Darwin awards for the type of people who go WAYYYYY out of thier way to look like idiots when they kill themselves.
I.E.: Strapping a jet engine to the top of a Chevy Impala.
Yeah, I agree. It's a stupid way to die, but it's not like she was being an idiot; she was just being a kid.
Originally posted by: Ultima
There's nothing darwinish about that. She died by accident... have you never tried to slide down a staircase before?Of course I've only done it on escalators where there are no large vertical drops.
Anyways... at 17 she could have had a kid already and the whole point of darwinism is if the person dies before they have a kid and if they were seriously lacking in one or more categories. Just cause she died this way means nothing.. she could have been really smart or athletic, really good looking or whatever. So in that case it might be reverse-darwinism
I wonder how many centuries it will take before our gene pool turns to complete and utter crap... since everyone can reproduce and survive (even badly deformed freaks) with the aid of medicine and science.
Originally posted by: brigden
While in high school, some of us would take a bus home, the bus stop was across a busy road from the school. One afternoon I was waiting for the bus with a friend and about ten other students.
As the bus approached, this stupid chick comes ripping across the road - without looking. She was smoked by a small Mazda pickup before she could make it across. The driver saw her at the last minute and slammed on the breaks. We all stood amazed at what we had just seen. My friend and I burst out laughing.
The driver got out, and the chick got up, dusted herself off and got on the bus. She has apparently just clipped the headlight of the truck.
She was half a second away from death.
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: brigden
While in high school, some of us would take a bus home, the bus stop was across a busy road from the school. One afternoon I was waiting for the bus with a friend and about ten other students.
As the bus approached, this stupid chick comes ripping across the road - without looking. She was smoked by a small Mazda pickup before she could make it across. The driver saw her at the last minute and slammed on the breaks. We all stood amazed at what we had just seen. My friend and I burst out laughing.
The driver got out, and the chick got up, dusted herself off and got on the bus. She has apparently just clipped the headlight of the truck.
She was half a second away from death.
burst out laughing? You're an idiot.
