Gift for my wife...

[TecHNooB]

pics of wife?

 

[Wanescotting]

pics of wife?

Google it

 

[alkemyst]

We require a receipt

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150681817288

Duthentic Ladies Hermes Clipper SS/18KGP Excellent Condition. H Bracelet. 
Item# 150681817288	$529.00 USD	1	$529.00 USD
	
Shipping and handling	$19.00 USD
Insurance - not offered	----
Total	$548.00 USD
Payment	$548.00 USD
This charge will appear on your credit card statement as "PAYPAL *OZELLIS"
Payment sent to ozellis

 

[JulesMaximus]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150681817288

Duthentic Ladies Hermes Clipper SS/18KGP Excellent Condition. H Bracelet. 
Item# 150681817288    $529.00 USD    1    $529.00 USD
 
Shipping and handling    $19.00 USD
Insurance - not offered    ----
Total    $548.00 USD
Payment    $548.00 USD
This charge will appear on your credit card statement as "PAYPAL *OZELLIS"
Payment sent to ozellis

I think it's nice that you would spend as much money on your wife as you do on strippers. Way to go Alky. :thumbsup:

 

[Wanescotting]

I think it's nice that you would spend as much money on your wife as you do on strippers. Way to go Alky. :thumbsup:

It almost like you can see the dominos all setup just waiting for a nudge... well played

 

[Tristicus]

You bought it yesterday and posted about it today? Shens, he just found an auction to post.

 

[alkemyst]

You bought it yesterday and posted about it today? Shens, he just found an auction to post.

Dude, pay attention when you are driving instead of texting.

 

[alkemyst]

I think it's nice that you would spend as much money on your wife as you do on strippers. Way to go Alky. :thumbsup:

She ends up getting a lot more than that. I also just picked up another two wireless cameras for the house so she can see our pets on her iphone.

Before I left I took her to a Clarks store for three pairs of shoes.

 

[JulesMaximus]

She ends up getting a lot more than that. I also just picked up another two wireless cameras for the house so she can see our pets on her iphone.

Before I left I took her to a Clarks store for three pairs of shoes.

I'm sure she's a very lucky woman. :ninja::sneaky:

Hey, I have a idea, you should get her a vacuum cleaner for Christmas! :hmm:

 

[blackdogdeek]

My forecast?

20% chance of epic Alky thread.

30% now

 

[Wanescotting]

She ends up getting a lot more than that. I also just picked up another two wireless cameras for the house so she can see our pets on her iphone.

Before I left I took her to a Clarks store for three pairs of shoes.

Wait, pets?

 

[alkemyst]

I'm sure she's a very lucky woman. :ninja::sneaky:

Hey, I have a idea, you should get her a vacuum cleaner for Christmas! :hmm:

Actually last month I got her a new ultrasilent electrolux and the lithium powered ergorapido stick vac

 

[alkemyst]

Wait, pets?

 

[zinfamous]

lolz. if I wanted some shit out of you, I'd just squeeze your head.

awesome.

 

[Tristicus]

Dude, pay attention when you are driving instead of texting.

See, unlike you, I actually know how to drive. Not my fault if your beeper went off and you stopped paying attention to the road.

 

[alkemyst]

See, unlike you, I actually know how to drive. Not my fault if your beeper went off and you stopped paying attention to the road.

Yeah he mad

 

[guyver01]

i went to the bathroom today... and took a big giant shit...

i think i'll call it alkemyst

 

[Wanescotting]

nice puppy

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

i went to the bathroom today... and took a big giant shit...

i think i'll call it alkemyst

pshh alkys shit can beat yours up, while spending loads of cash and getting lots of tail

 

[alkemyst]

pshh alkys shit can beat yours up, while spending loads of cash and getting lots of tail

I bet me as shit smells a lot better than his dead dad.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

I bet me as shit smells a lot better than his dead dad.

oh damn! :awe:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Actually last month I got her a new ultrasilent electrolux and the lithium powered ergorapido stick vac

What was the occassion? 20th Wedding Anniversary? Birthday? Death of a loved one?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Yeah he mad

I'm curious, who is sleeping on that couch in the background?

 

[Wanescotting]

New garage

 

[alkemyst]

I'm curious, who is sleeping on that couch in the background?

That's where Hanzo sleeps. The couch is covered with a mattress pad.

I wasn't even in town during those pics.

Here is one from today