Gift for my wife...

[alkemyst]

I wanted apple waffles this morning, but there were no apples in the house.

good you keep your ass in the kitchen.

 

[zinfamous]

lol. you're like a teenage girl with Facebook, aren't you?


but no, I'm talking about the green Alky.

 

[BudAshes]

I bet me as shit smells a lot better than his dead dad.

You are one classy fella.

 

[alkemyst]

You are one classy fella.

I am not the one instigating. Dude probably died out of disappointment.

 

[alkemyst]

lol. you're like a teenage girl with Facebook, aren't you?


but no, I'm talking about the green Alky.

zin, come on; I can't just perform for you on demand. I framed that pic and even kissed it with the mint lip gloss you love. Just look at your nightstand.

*ruffle*

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

haha is that your craigslist men seeking men pic? Or do you have a more xrated one for that?

 

[Tristicus]

haha is that your craigslist men seeking men pic? Or do you have a more xrated one for that?

Well you see, that one is cropped a little bit..

 

[alkemyst]

haha is that your craigslist men seeking men pic? Or do you have a more xrated one for that?

Sorry, don't mess around with other dudes, but I am flattered you are so curious.

 

[alkemyst]

Well you see, that one is cropped a little bit..

How long did you try to scroll down?

 

[zinfamous]

zin, come on; I can't just perform for you on demand. I framed that pic and even kissed it with the mint lip gloss you love. Just look at your nightstand.

*ruffle*

lies! I don't smell any mint green?

:hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

haha is that your craigslist men seeking men pic? Or do you have a more xrated one for that?

this gives me an idea....

:whiste:

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Sorry, don't mess around with other dudes, but I am flattered you are so curious.

lol sure... the way you preen in front of mirrors in your photos...

 

[Tristicus]

How long did you try to scroll down?

You already told me you have a small penis. I believe you.

 

[alkemyst]

lies! I don't smell any mint green?

:hmm:

I will swing by and rest my nuts on it in a little bit, put your mom away; she scares me.

 

[alkemyst]

lol sure... the way you preen in front of mirrors in your photos...

They were weight loss journals.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

They were weight loss journals.

Dude its ok, we understand. No reason to hide it. ATOT offtopic is a very understanding place.

 

[alkemyst]

You already told me you have a small penis. I believe you.

No I said the way your mom cries, she needs a small penis.

 

[alkemyst]

Dude its ok, we understand. No reason to hide it. ATOT offtopic is a very understanding place.

No I understand, it's ok to be gay..but I am not interested.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

No I understand, it's ok to be gay..but I am not interested.

You can cry on my shoulder when you come out, no worries.

 

[JulesMaximus]

No occassion, just like me buying this watch. I just buy stuff.

Okay, I got nothin' more for you my fellow no-lifer.

Nice gift for your wife. :thumbsup:

:thumbsdown: for all the pics of you with your shirt off.

 

[zinfamous]

Gift for my wife...

Divorce?



...surprised no one has said it yet...

 

[alkemyst]

Divorce?



...surprised no one has said it yet...

Well if you kept up you'd know she wanted one a couple years ago, and I was willing to give it.

She recanted.

 

[alkemyst]

This thread is a good example of fail.

Shit, I only bought a freaking watch last night.

 

[DaTT]

Okay, I got nothin' more for you my fellow no-lifer.

Nice gift for your wife. :thumbsup:

:thumbsdown: for all the pics of you with your shirt off.

This x a bajillion

 

[preslove]

This thread needs more smoker pics...


Oh wait! Wrong thread, sry