Gift find for that special someone - Anal bleach!

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Spike

Originally posted by: Squisher
How does one find out that their anus is too dark?

Thats a good question... it would require some serious flexibility...

On second thought I guess a mirror would work.

But, what would one compare it to? Your previous color if you can remember what it looked like before and think, "hmmm, seems a little darker than I remember," or maybe one might be looking at others in the locker room, "my, there is an attractive anus, I wish mine looked like that."

LMAO!!

"Hey Steve, spread your cheeks! Let's see who's got the pinker butthole!"

Maybe a close friend back at the locker room, "I couldn't help but notice Squisher when you bent over there, your anus seems unnaturally dark and there's this new product that be helpful to you."

Haha! Instead of blonds, brunettes, and redheads, they'll be Pinks, browns, tans!! :shocked::shocked:

 

[bleeb]

Makes sense. Generally the skin around the pubic and anal region is much darker and it makes sense that pr0n stars would use this particular product since those regions are shown.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: bleeb
Makes sense. Generally the skin around the pubic and anal region is much darker and it makes sense that pr0n stars would use this particular product since those regions are shown.

Nipples.

Edit: Lips?