Gift find for that special someone - Anal bleach!

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Spacehead

Lifer
Jun 2, 2002
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For years, rumors persisted that stars were bleaching their back door to look younger....everywhere.
:confused:

Damn baby, you look sooo much younger, but i just can't put my finger on it.
 

Siva

Diamond Member
Mar 8, 2001
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What's that blurred out on the box? I don't even think its for the anus.
 

Squisher

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
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Originally posted by: Spike
Originally posted by: Squisher
How does one find out that their anus is too dark?

Thats a good question... it would require some serious flexibility...

On second thought I guess a mirror would work.

But, what would one compare it to? Your previous color if you can remember what it looked like before and think, "hmmm, seems a little darker than I remember," or maybe one might be looking at others in the locker room, "my, there is an attractive anus, I wish mine looked like that."

 

Zanix

Diamond Member
Feb 11, 2003
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Originally posted by: Squisher
Originally posted by: Spike
Originally posted by: Squisher
How does one find out that their anus is too dark?

Thats a good question... it would require some serious flexibility...

On second thought I guess a mirror would work.

But, what would one compare it to? Your previous color if you can remember what it looked like before and think, "hmmm, seems a little darker than I remember," or maybe one might be looking at others in the locker room, "my, there is an attractive anus, I wish mine looked like that."

LMAO!!

"Hey Steve, spread your cheeks! Let's see who's got the pinker butthole!"
 

Squisher

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Squisher
Originally posted by: Spike
Originally posted by: Squisher
How does one find out that their anus is too dark?

Thats a good question... it would require some serious flexibility...

On second thought I guess a mirror would work.

But, what would one compare it to? Your previous color if you can remember what it looked like before and think, "hmmm, seems a little darker than I remember," or maybe one might be looking at others in the locker room, "my, there is an attractive anus, I wish mine looked like that."

LMAO!!

"Hey Steve, spread your cheeks! Let's see who's got the pinker butthole!"

Maybe a close friend back at the locker room, "I couldn't help but notice Squisher when you bent over there, your anus seems unnaturally dark and there's this new product that be helpful to you."
 

MustISO

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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They had an anal waxing and bleaching on Dr. 90210. Some pr0n chick wanted to go pink...
 

BigLouis

Senior member
Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: Spike
Originally posted by: Squisher
How does one find out that their anus is too dark?

Thats a good question... it would require some serious flexibility...

On second thought I guess a mirror would work.

You know someday you may find out that people get naked in front of each other and may even look at each others bunghole.