So turns out hardening off was work effort I didn't need to make. Took a dozen of them, did the whole 'N+1 hours' for a few days, kept them out at 5h for a week or so, then on a whim decided to test with another that was smaller, just in case it croaked... turns out I could have left all of them out at once.
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25 trees, all healthy and happy in the sun... Elevated on a deck to get them away from curious groundhogs.
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Took the largest, dropped him in a nice, gradual sloping area of the front yard, flipped the dirt around him, threw some fabric over the top, added a little tree bark to give him a chance to outgrow the surrounding grass.
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And finally a moderate structure to give a (hopefully not) vain attempt at keeping deer off it until they can't eat it entirely. Bricks are there until I can find my stupid ground staples which seem to have misplaced themselves. I figure if he can make it to next winter, he should be a foot or two tall at that point and out of the woods (hah) for being consumed by wildlife. Beyond that, it's just not dying to -30 winds until he's got thick enough bark that it won't matter.
One down, 24 more to go.