Giant mystery blob oozing around Alaska....

[KDOG]

WTF?

 

[TallBill]

How big is it?

 

[Safeway]

OIL MONSTER!

 

[xanis]

How many nukes can we launch from orbit simultaneously?

We've gotta be damn sure.

 

[actuarial]

Palin's fault.

 

[amdhunter]

I was wondering where my ballsack went.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

My bad. I knew I shouldn't have flushed that failed science fair project.

 

[Slick5150]

Can Palin see it from her house?

 

[Safeway]

I see the bucket of it -- it looks like ordinary stagnant water growth.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Safeway
I see the bucket of it -- it looks like ordinary stagnant water growth.

In the ocean?

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: Safeway
I see the bucket of it -- it looks like ordinary stagnant water growth.

In the ocean?

Sure, maybe some current forces created a stagnant spot in the Sea. Happens.

 

[Kaido]

It's that stuff from Rainbow Brite! :shocked:

 

[Kelvrick]

I for one welcome our mutant oil blob overlords.

 

[spaceman]

its chaos welcome it

 

[SparkyJJO]

It's the BLOB!! :shocked:

 

[Gothgar]

kinda crazy.... so, it is eating birds and shit that land on it?

 

[Oceandevi]

meh if it was all blobbing on top of the water and making waves that would be badass. This think is just floating around like some organic poopoo.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Can we run it through a refinery?

 

[SagaLore]

Well that's a stupid article. It would take someone all but an hour or so to get a sample and stick it under a microscope, and give us SOME information of what "it" is.

 

[ric1287]

ghostbuster's?

 

[dougp]

You've been warned.

 

[cheezy321]

Its looking for michael jacksons corpse

 

[dr150]

That's just shit from a cruise liner. The "hair" is pubic hair.

 

[ElFenix]

pirates of dark water?

 

[Baked]

Coming from Fox, it's probably another made up story.