Giant mystery blob oozing around Alaska....

[CKent]

They've got to stop serving whales at Taco Bell. Call me a speciesist, but it's for the greater common good.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Some whale probably had diarehha.

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: Xanis
How many nukes can we launch from orbit simultaneously?

We've gotta be damn sure.

this is not funny anymore

 

[13Gigatons]

Rush Limbaugh visits Alaska?

 

[DrPizza]

"It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter."

Well, besides the fact that it floats on water and sticks to wildlife like oil would.

 

[randay]

algae, duh. fucken fauxnews

 

[SP33Demon]

Palin will vanquish it from Alaskan waters with her seafaring fishing knowledge and win the hearts of Americans and win the 2012 election for President.

 

[BoomerD]

Drill Baby, Drill!!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: CRXican

Originally posted by: Xanis
How many nukes can we launch from orbit simultaneously?

We've gotta be damn sure.

this is not funny anymore

That was not funny ever.

 

[Eli]

It's the Blobuline Entity. :Q

 

[Insomniator]

Send in Tasha Yar to check it out

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Insomniator
Send in Tasha Yar to check it out

LOL.

Two Star Trek puns. What's that they say about great minds?

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Insomniator
Send in Tasha Yar to check it out

LOL.

Two Star Trek puns. What's that they say about great minds?

Hit it with an inverse tachyon pulse!

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: actuarial
Palin's fault.

Ahhhh.... now we know why she resigned.

 

[Safeway]

Yea, it is a shock story on a slow news day.

 

[Gigantopithecus]

"It's certainly biological," Coast Guard Petty Officer 1st Class Terry Hasenauer told the newspaper. "It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter."

Because when I want information about the nature of a mysterious substance, I find the nearest Coast Guard Petty Officer 1st Class. Awesome reporting standards.

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Well that's a stupid article. It would take someone all but an hour or so to get a sample and stick it under a microscope, and give us SOME information of what "it" is.

Well the article tells you where the shit is, go test it yourself.

 

[moshquerade]

it's gooey and they can see hair on it? maybe with all the ice melting a herd of well preserved thawed wooly mammoths has broken lose and is floating together in a massive conglomerate.

 

[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: actuarial
Palin.

Fixed.

 

[OrByte]

another vote for whale diarrhea

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
My bad. I knew I shouldn't have flushed

fixed.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: Safeway
I see the bucket of it -- it looks like ordinary stagnant water growth.

In the ocean?

Sure, maybe some current forces created a stagnant spot in the Sea. Happens.

I like how you know what happened but biologists don't have a clue.

 

[zinfamous]

Falwell is back, and he's seeking his last remaining refuge.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: Safeway
I see the bucket of it -- it looks like ordinary stagnant water growth.

In the ocean?

Sure, maybe some current forces created a stagnant spot in the Sea. Happens.

I like how you know what happened but biologists don't have a clue.

what biologists? there are no biologists interviewed, or even mentioned, in this "article". if you're going to make shit up, do it in p&n.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Insomniator
Send in Tasha Yar to check it out

you win the thread.