Getting fired and then rehired with raise

[Phokus]

No possibility of anything going wrong with that plan!

Except for the boss not reading the actual law and the IRS probably going to go after his company for fraud. OP and boss are probably going to be fired (maybe go to jail too).

Of course when all this happens, they're going to blame Obama like retards.

 

[mizzou]

thats stupid, why even bother tell you, he should just be doing this all under the table

 

[dmcowen674]

My boss took me aside. He wants to fire me. Then he wants to re-hire me back with a raise. He wants to do this because Obama (Our President) signed into law Pub. L. No. 111-92 the Hiring Incentives to Restore Employment Act (HIRE). If my boss rehires me as an unemployed person he gets:

1) Exemption from paying the new hire's social security taxes (6.2% of pay) from March 19, 2010 to Dec. 31, 2010.
2) Retention Bonus - Tax credit equal to the lesser of $1000 or 6.2% of wages paid to the newly hired employee if employee is retained for at least 52 consecutive weeks. In order to claim the maximum credit of $1000, the employer must have paid the employee $16,129 over the 52 weeks.

I have to head over to the unemployment office so that I can be classified as unemployed.

Thank you Obama, I thought 'Cash for Clunkers' was the only was I was going to profit from voting for you. It does feel funny driving my new car to the unemployment office. LOL

Feds should be tracking this OP and his boss down as we speak for fraud.

 

[dfuze]

Feds should be tracking this OP and his boss down as we speak for fraud.

Maybe they can backtrace his IP, I hear it's highly effective

 

[BoomerD]

Unfortunately, the feds are too busy suing Arizona and Sheriff Joe to worry about corporate criminals.

 

[waggy]

I thought you spent all your prostitute money on a 12 pack of Sam Adams...

Did you get a prostitute while your wife & kids are away?????????????????????????

i have $10 and the prostitutes you can get for that are bad. they look like perknose or sheep. i thought about the sheep but decided to get gas for my lawn mower.

 

[Jeff7]

i have $10 and the prostitutes you can get for that are bad. they look like perknose or sheep. i thought about the sheep but decided to get gas for my lawn mower.

Kinky.

 

[RPD]

You have a bright future. That plan is lock tight.

 

[Corn]

Maybe they can backtrace his IP, I hear it's highly effective

I really think it would be even easier to track these guys if they had just bought some vinegar.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Sweet!

Also, I'll mail you my broken stereo with insurance, then you'll claim it was damaged in transit and I'll get a brand new one!

 

[Zebo]

Sounds like something is wrong here. If you go to UE office it effects his insurance rate, at least in my state it does probably negating any benefit he will receive. Furthermore you think there is no clause in there about doing just exactly what he is doing? Federal law makers are stupid when it comes to collecting their blood money? I don't think so. Third this is chump change to look over shoulder for which no sane businessman does.

 

[Perknose]

My boss took me aside. He wants to fire me. Then he wants to re-hire me back with a raise. He wants to do this because Obama (Our President) signed into law Pub. L. No. 111-92 the Hiring Incentives to Restore Employment Act (HIRE). If my boss rehires me as an unemployed person he gets:

1) Exemption from paying the new hire's social security taxes (6.2% of pay) from March 19, 2010 to Dec. 31, 2010.
2) Retention Bonus - Tax credit equal to the lesser of $1000 or 6.2% of wages paid to the newly hired employee if employee is retained for at least 52 consecutive weeks. In order to claim the maximum credit of $1000, the employer must have paid the employee $16,129 over the 52 weeks.

I have to head over to the unemployment office so that I can be classified as unemployed.

Thank you Obama, I thought 'Cash for Clunkers' was the only was I was going to profit from voting for you. It does feel funny driving my new car to the unemployment office. LOL

Tell you what, I'm going to put on my mod hat and permanban you.

Don't worry, I promise to let you back in as an elite member in 60 days. Yeah, that's the ticket, 60 days. Trust me on this. I never lie, and nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan. D:

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Sounds like something is wrong here. If you go to UE office it effects his insurance rate, at least in my state it does probably negating any benefit he will receive. Furthermore you think there is no clause in there about doing just exactly what he is doing? Federal law makers are stupid when it comes to collecting their blood money? I don't think so. Third this is chump change to look over shoulder for which no sane businessman does.

One termination most likely won't affect the company's experience rating, not to mention if he had the OP resign employment...

However, as many have already said, this loophole does not exist.

 

[Zebo]

LOL I just notice you said "fired" I bet he'll have you sign something too... LOLZ. Sucker born every minute.

In all honesty I think this is political BS passing off as a true story..

 

[Regs]

Some times having HR is a good thing.

 

[Perknose]

Unfortunately, the feds are too busy suing Arizona and Sheriff Joe to worry about corporate criminals.

Why be a small time fucktard asshole bootlicker/fanboy and have Sheriff Joe as your hero? I hear Martin Boormann may be still alive and hiding in Argentina, and, hey, failing that, there's always Dear Leader in North Korea.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

In all honesty I think this is political BS passing off as a true story..

Ding ding ding, we have a winrar.

 

[lsv]

you americans are fucked up, would you really consider (even if the case was 5 minutes and not 60 days) rehiring so that your employer gets a bit of cash and you get a marginal raise?

the whole point of that law is to help citizens which really need it, it's fucks like your employer and equal sheep like you that will keep me away from your country indefinitely

oh and believe me we have douche bags like that here too, I just hope it's the lesser of two evil counts

 

[Zebo]

you americans are fucked up, would you really consider (even if the case was 5 minutes and not 60 days) rehiring so that your employer gets a bit of cash and you get a marginal raise?

the whole point of that law is to help citizens which really need it, it's fucks like your employer and equal sheep like you that will keep me away from your country indefinitely

oh and believe me we have douche bags like that here too, I just hope it's the lesser of two evil counts

Greed, selfishness and corruption is not unique to the states stop pretending it is. Where are you from for example.


In any case most Americans in this thread are saying he and boss is a bonehead.

 

[Acanthus]

loophole not found -- there are laws against fraud

this

 

[cKGunslinger]

In all honesty I think this is political BS passing off as a true story..

Since he's not come back to post, I think you might be right. :hmm:

 

[RaistlinZ]

Sounds totally legit.
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ME: "Hello, Internal Revenue Service. I have some information for you..."

 

[mfenn]

Greed, selfishness and corruption is not unique to the states stop pretending it is. Where are you from for example.


In any case most Americans in this thread are saying he and boss is a bonehead.

lsv == Gayner Part II: Electric Bugaloo

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally Posted by dfuze
Maybe they can backtrace his IP, I hear it's highly effective

I really think it would be even easier to track these guys if they had just bought some vinegar.

This is true

 

[BoomerD]

Why be a small time fucktard asshole bootlicker/fanboy and have Sheriff Joe as your hero? I hear Martin Boormann may be still alive and hiding in Argentina, and, hey, failing that, there's always Dear Leader in North Korea.