getting drunk without drinking, is it possible?

[Mark]

i love to get drunk, but i dont like the taste of hard liquer too much. i like beer, but it would take 7+ beers to get a slight buzz and i dont want to drink that many. anyone know of a way?

 

[moshquerade]

IV?

 

[DangerAardvark]

Head trauma.

 

[upsciLLion]

The urine of 18 year old sluts ought to do the trick.

 

[nakedfrog]

Alcohol inhaler?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
The urine of 18 year old sluts ought to do the trick.

You told me that could cure the clap too, and here I am three gallons later, still afflicted :|

 

[Injury]

Just gotta find a drink you like.

 

[rocadelpunk]

I've never seen anybody at a bar use them, but I've seen videos where they turn the alcohol into a vapor..


also...you could just drink really fast...

shotgun/beerbong and or play beerpong

 

[DangerAardvark]

You could deepthroat a funnel.

 

[DnetMHZ]

1. Donate Blood
2. Drink 2 beers
3. profit?

 

[vi edit]

Jonny Walker colonic?

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
The urine of 18 year old sluts ought to do the trick.

You told me that could cure the clap too, and here I am three gallons later, still afflicted :|

I said 18 year olds, not 8 year olds. Try following directions next time.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
The urine of 18 year old sluts ought to do the trick.

You told me that could cure the clap too, and here I am three gallons later, still afflicted :|

I said 18 year olds, not 8 year olds. Try following directions next time.

To be fair, the ball gag didn't make you any easier to understand.

 

[Anubis]

didnt they invent booze you could inhale or some crap like a year ago?

 

[Canai]

Beer bong!

 

[Special K]

GHB

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Jonny Walker colonic?

effective but slightly risky...

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
The urine of 18 year old sluts ought to do the trick.

You told me that could cure the clap too, and here I am three gallons later, still afflicted :|

I said 18 year olds, not 8 year olds. Try following directions next time.

To be fair, the ball gag didn't make you any easier to understand.

Lesson learned.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Jonny Walker colonic?

Good old Johnny Walker Brown...

 

[djheater]

It's too bad there's no other method of intoxication you could participate in.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: Anubis
didnt they invent booze you could inhale or some crap like a year ago?

Like this?

 

[Tiamat]

drink a couple quad IPAs then.

 

[Dacalo]

I remember watching a Korean science TV show and they had this guy in a bathtub full of "soju," which is a Korean liquor around %14.

After 15 minutes, his alcohol content in his blood was about the same as someone who drank alcohol orally. Your body/skin will absorb it.

 

[sdifox]

get an atomiser, put alcohol in it, spray. Like those misting system for hot days, except instead of water hook it up to a tank of alcohol.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Dacalo
I remember watching a Korean science TV show and they had this guy in a bathtub full of "soju," which is a Korean liquor around %14.

After 15 minutes, his alcohol content in his blood was about the same as someone who drank alcohol orally. Your body/skin will absorb it.

I'd love to see the look on the cashier's face when you roll up to the register with 30 gallons of booze 😛