Getting caught while having sex?

[lokiju]

Not me, but my friend a while back was going at it with his girl friend and his mom walked in on them two bumping the nasties.

Oh man I was dying laughing when he told me that one.

 

[Iron Woode]

I got caught with my exGF Sue by my sister. LOL. She walked in on us at 10:30 AM. Sue spent the night and when we woke up it was time to start doing it again. Then my sister came downstairs to get something in the room and she found us instead going at it .

We were serious hornytoads back then.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I had a cop come up and shine his flashlight in my car while I was having sex with a girl I dated a number of years ago. I guess he thought we might be doing drugs up there or something. He left after he discovered what we were really doing.

What were you doing the car? Was it the nasty?

:Q

Yep! Back seat of a Mustang conv with the top up. Not the most roomy of places but if you move the seats all the way up it can be done!

 

[EyeMWing]

Yes I have. Her mother walked in. Kinda just looked the other way and closed the door.

The girl never knew

The mothers are a sucker for me. I just can't get the girls themselves to stay in line

 

[notfred]

Yeah, I was never allowed back to my girlfriend's aunt and uncle's house again.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Got caught by my dad when I was 17. I had a freeflowing waterbed at the time and she was on top, trying to be quiet. Mom and Dad's room was right across the hall from mine and evidently Dad got up to use the bathroom and heard us/her. So he knocked on the door and I made her stop moving to listen, then pretended that we were both asleep by trying to be quiet while we looked for our clothes, which we had so carefully laid out at the edge of the bed.

Clothes had disappeared.

So....we pull the covers up to our necks and I tell him to come in. (doh)...He opened the door and says that he thinks it would be best if we keep the door open for the rest of the night. We laugh for about an hour.

NEXT MORNING

After my g/f went home, Dad comes back into my room and asks me if I can tell him what he heard last night. I act dumb and say no.

Dad starts pushing on the waterbed, making the headboard bump up against the wall and starts making moaning sounds. I really had no idea how to handle that one so I just sat there beet red and embarrassed as all hell.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277
Got caught by my dad when I was 17. I had a freeflowing waterbed at the time and she was on top, trying to be quiet. Mom and Dad's room was right across the hall from mine and evidently Dad got up to use the bathroom and heard us/her. So he knocked on the door and I made her stop moving to listen, then pretended that we were both asleep by trying to be quiet while we looked for our clothes, which we had so carefully laid out at the edge of the bed.

Clothes had disappeared.

So....we pull the covers up to our necks and I tell him to come in. (doh)...He opened the door and says that he thinks it would be best if we keep the door open for the rest of the night. We laugh for about an hour.

NEXT MORNING

After my g/f went home, Dad comes back into my room and asks me if I can tell him what he heard last night. I act dumb and say no.

Dad starts pushing on the waterbed, making the headboard bump up against the wall and starts making moaning sounds. I really had no idea how to handle that one so I just sat there beet red and embarrassed as all hell.

Wow, that's awkward as hell.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277
Got caught by my dad when I was 17. I had a freeflowing waterbed at the time and she was on top, trying to be quiet. Mom and Dad's room was right across the hall from mine and evidently Dad got up to use the bathroom and heard us/her. So he knocked on the door and I made her stop moving to listen, then pretended that we were both asleep by trying to be quiet while we looked for our clothes, which we had so carefully laid out at the edge of the bed.

Clothes had disappeared.

So....we pull the covers up to our necks and I tell him to come in. (doh)...He opened the door and says that he thinks it would be best if we keep the door open for the rest of the night. We laugh for about an hour.

NEXT MORNING

After my g/f went home, Dad comes back into my room and asks me if I can tell him what he heard last night. I act dumb and say no.

Dad starts pushing on the waterbed, making the headboard bump up against the wall and starts making moaning sounds. I really had no idea how to handle that one so I just sat there beet red and embarrassed as all hell.

Wow, that's awkward as hell.

True...but he accomplished his goal. We were much quieter and discreet from that day forward.

 

[shatton]

PUblic Place.. YES!!!


Caught.... Not that I know of...

 

[purbeast0]

well, i guess my story is somewhat getting caught ...

i went to drop my gf off at her apartment where she lived with her mom at the time. we came from a party and she was pretty drunk, and she was really feinding for some. so she begged me to go accross the street from her apartment right into the woods up on the hill there, and have sex. so me, being the guy that I am, couldn't turn that down . So we did, and keep in mind the street is like 15 feet wide, so we were like 40 feet or so from her apartment building, and her mom's bedroom window is right on the wall of the outter part of the apartment, facing where we were. so we do our thing, and she goes inside and i go home.

the next morning i wake up to my gf calling me saying 'guess what. my mom heard us last night'. i thought she was kidding, but after like 5 minutes of trying to tell me she was serious i believed her. she said when she woke up there was a note on her pillow, from her mom. it said that her mom could hear her moaning in the woods and how embarassed she was, and how disrespectful it was to her and yada yada yada. so when she got out of bed she had a talk with her mom, and explained to her mom that SHE was the one who insisted on us doing that, and that i didn't even really want to but I did because she did.

it was kinda wierd seeing her mom the next time ...

 

[FFactory0x]

I had a girl over one night and we were performing the 9th movement of the horizontal shuffle in my living room. Now my living room havr glass windows all around. Well next thing i know i see a face pressed up against the window at like 12:15AM. I didnt care and went back to stuffing the turkey. Next day my neighbor told me what i had been doing cause that was aparently my next door neighbors son who was watching. She yelled at me and i told her to kiss mt A$$ and stop being jealous cause the husband wasnt givin her any

 

[ironcrotch]

Was gettin it on in my car in the park, windows all steamy, then rudely interrupted by the damn police.

 

[cerebusPu]

had sex with a girl while two other couples were in the same room. All of us were making out, and all of a sudden i couldnt handle it anymore so i turned off the light and started stuffing the turkey in front of everyone.

did NOT end up to be an orgy.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277
Got caught by my dad when I was 17. I had a freeflowing waterbed at the time and she was on top, trying to be quiet. Mom and Dad's room was right across the hall from mine and evidently Dad got up to use the bathroom and heard us/her. So he knocked on the door and I made her stop moving to listen, then pretended that we were both asleep by trying to be quiet while we looked for our clothes, which we had so carefully laid out at the edge of the bed.

Clothes had disappeared.

So....we pull the covers up to our necks and I tell him to come in. (doh)...He opened the door and says that he thinks it would be best if we keep the door open for the rest of the night. We laugh for about an hour.

NEXT MORNING

After my g/f went home, Dad comes back into my room and asks me if I can tell him what he heard last night. I act dumb and say no.

Dad starts pushing on the waterbed, making the headboard bump up against the wall and starts making moaning sounds. I really had no idea how to handle that one so I just sat there beet red and embarrassed as all hell.

You're supposed to say "Yes" and get the appropriate pat on the back. If you say "No" of course your father is going to ridicule you, you spineless whelp.

 

[Chadder007]

Originally posted by: cressida
nope, will die a virgin.

me too

 

[thomsbrain]

my girlfriends's mom walked in on us once. she didn't bat an eye, just told my gf whatever it was she came in for, then closed the door, and never said a word about it.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
You're supposed to say "Yes" and get the appropriate pat on the back. If you say "No" of course your father is going to ridicule you, you spineless whelp.

:thumbsup:

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
I had a girl over one night and we were performing the 9th movement of the horizontal shuffle in my living room. Now my living room havr glass windows all around. Well next thing i know i see a face pressed up against the window at like 12:15AM. I didnt care and went back to stuffing the turkey. Next day my neighbor told me what i had been doing cause that was aparently my next door neighbors son who was watching. She yelled at me and i told her to kiss mt A$$ and stop being jealous cause the husband wasnt givin her any

hahahaha, that's a new one.

this one time we were both really horny while on the highway and i was trying to find a deserted parking lot so we could pull in and do it (at around 11 pm). it got so bad that she was giving me road head as i drove up and down the highway trying to find a place. this pickup truck that was higher than the car i was in passed me with its windows open and i guess he noticed what was going on cause he stuck his hand out of the window in a "thumbs up" sign.

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Caught by my parents. Post coitus, but close enough. We were both still lying in bed.

My parents came home early and we did the whole girl: "Did you hear something?", me: "No".

My wife still gives me grief about this.

haha.. it always seems to happen that way

 

[Doggiedog]

I was nailing this girl for the first time when I heard the door to my apartment open.

Not thinking much of it, I continued my irresistable task.

Then all of a sudden my roommate and his best friend then come rushing into my room to tell me they had caught the biggest rainbow trout ever and came in to show it to me.

I was totally caught.

They were so embarassed but had to be kind of diplomatic and slinked out slowly after awkwardly introducing themselves to her.

Nice way to start a relationship.