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Getting caught while having sex?

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couch facing back yard glass sliding door no drapes with 10 foot privacy fences during middle of the afternoon on a workday..
Girlfriend completely naked on top of me... and guess what.. the lawn crew decides to top by and do her lawn...

funny thing is she woulda been busted with or without me.... she was nude sunbathing before i got there on the back porch lol...
 
Originally posted by: woowoo
Cops, Hotel parking lot, Bad scene.....
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Similar to mine -- cops, city park parking lot, knock on window.

Not much more to it than that, though, other than a good laugh (the cops thankfully made their presence known and waited before knocking on the window, so it wasn't too embarrasing).
 
My ex-gfs younger sister (whom was hotter than the gf) walked in on us one time 😱

I later find out at some party she went to, the sister saw some of my buddies and they were talkin about it. Word gets around!😱
 
not in the literal sense, but yes. front door was locked (chain on the door). Mom was supposed to be at work. she came home early, unlocked the door but was stopped by the chain. she stood there for about 2 mins ringing the doorbell while we got dressed in a hurry, me pausing sporadically to quietly blurt out numerous curse words, all the while getting dressed.

b4 i opened the door, i quickly went into the bathroom, wet my hair and quickly dried it with the towel. i gave her the excuse that i locked it by force of habit, but i was in the shower and gf didnt want to open the door cuz she was scared. needless to say, i avoided my mom for the next few days

oh and its just my mom and I in the household...if that matters
 
going at it in the front seat of the car in Valley Forge National Park.

<tap tap tap on the window>

ummm, just a minute... 😱

The park ranger was very patient while I pulled my pants up and was rather forgiving when he figured out I was 23 and not a high school kid....
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Happened to me several times...

My then gf and I were caught makin' bacon by our firends. We left the front door unlocked, and they walked into our place. Me and my friends had an open door policy in college. I was plugging away on the sofa, and they walked right in. Startled, I kinda jumped off of the sofa, landing on the floor - on my erect boneage. It hurt like hell. So there I was - whimpering like a little bitch, naked on the floor, covering my injured, yet still erect junk with both hands... naked gf - violated on the sofa...

Good times 😀
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same deal here. except i was the person who walked in. wouldnt have been so akward had both of them not been my good friends since high school.

lock your doors people!!!
 
Caught by my parents. Post coitus, but close enough. We were both still lying in bed.

My parents came home early and we did the whole girl: "Did you hear something?", me: "No".

My wife still gives me grief about this. 😉
 
Never caught, surprisingly. I think the dressing room in an H&amp;M without lockable doors was the best place. I almost got caught by a cop in a elementary school parking lot late at night. It was about 2 minutes after the fact, windows foggy. Fortunately he couldn't do sh*t 'cus we were both clothed at that point 🙂
 
I had a cop come up and shine his flashlight in my car while I was having sex with a girl I dated a number of years ago. I guess he thought we might be doing drugs up there or something. He left after he discovered what we were really doing. 😉
 
Originally posted by: amish
one of my friends had my keys to my dorm room when i was a freshman in college, really bad idea. my g/f was on top and we had the covers over us up in my bunk for some reason, but thank god we did. all the sudden my friend bursts in says "hey" and proceeds to sit down on my futon to watch some tv. we had stopped but he realized what we were doing, he just didn't care. after about 10min he finally left.
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so i guess you two just sat there awkwardly for 10 minutes not saying anything?

quote:

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Originally posted by: tec699
I wanna do it in a coffin, but first I need a girlfriend.


Or do i?
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it's illegal in most states to have sex with a corpse.

keyword there...most

i like asum's story the best
 
i live in a dorm where one side is at a 90 degree angle with the other so you can kinda see in the windows. one of my friends on the other side wondered if a friend on my side was still up. i said look out your window. he said holy crap get over here, so i did. then we went to the window of another kid on that side to get a better angle, we looked and saw him moving up and down, then left the window. the kid who's room it was looked quickly, then jumped back quickly and said, "We made eye contact"
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I had a cop come up and shine his flashlight in my car while I was having sex with a girl I dated a number of years ago. I guess he thought we might be doing drugs up there or something. He left after he discovered what we were really doing. 😉
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What were you doing the car? Was it the nasty?

:Q
 
Originally posted by: bluehorizon
Never caught, surprisingly. I think the dressing room in an H&amp;M without lockable doors was the best place. I almost got caught by a cop in a elementary school parking lot late at night. It was about 2 minutes after the fact, windows foggy. Fortunately he couldn't do sh*t 'cus we were both clothed at that point 🙂
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He could have busted you for trespassing.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
cops
while bumping uglies in a car at a "parking" area.

he was a total perv cop. i think he was getting off on it.
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That sort of thing is a welcome break from the usual sh!t we deal with. It makes for good stories later. 😛
 
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