Getting a check from my lawyer but I cant find the bank anywhere :(

[imported_Pablo]

I think you have your options pretty well laid out.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Nik
Who cares. Go to your bank and deposit the check. They'll handle it. See, there's these little things called routing numbers on the check that tell banks which bank the check belongs to. Christ, you can even look this up online.

If you call this Harshfull play I hate to think what foreplay with you would be like. Bring out the bat and chains huh?

I took this as a direct hatread toards me for being "dumber" then you for not knowing what you know.

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: funboy42
Would still need to trust them enough to give me the money once it clears. I cant do it with my brothers because I dont want them to know about the money just yet. I may be able to do it with my father in law but I would really like to no envolve them if I dont need to. Again once I get the check in hand and check out the routing numbers and see who it really is I will wiegh my options. I was just hoping I was looking up the wrong place and there was a actual bank called UMBNA I was missing somewhere to plan out my day tomorrow when my wife gets home. Its hard for me to get around and I just wanted to get my day planed out so I can just go get it done since my wife cannot for me.

depending on the check amount you may want to consider applying for a bank account again. depending on how long ago your "violation" was, a bank may consider opening an account if you tell them you have a fat opening deposit.
depends on the bank policy. I know UMB is really stricht about that stuff, but some smaller banks and credit unions need the business, so...

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey

Originally posted by: funboy42
Would still need to trust them enough to give me the money once it clears. I cant do it with my brothers because I dont want them to know about the money just yet. I may be able to do it with my father in law but I would really like to no envolve them if I dont need to. Again once I get the check in hand and check out the routing numbers and see who it really is I will wiegh my options. I was just hoping I was looking up the wrong place and there was a actual bank called UMBNA I was missing somewhere to plan out my day tomorrow when my wife gets home. Its hard for me to get around and I just wanted to get my day planed out so I can just go get it done since my wife cannot for me.

depending on the check amount you may want to consider applying for a bank account again. depending on how long ago your "violation" was, a bank may consider opening an account if you tell them you have a fat opening deposit.
depends on the bank policy. I know UMB is really stricht about that stuff, but some smaller banks and credit unions need the business, so...

I was thinking this as well. It was 5 years ago so who knows.

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
hey, i work at UMB. I'm here right now.
no branches near you. sorry. you could calculate if the drive would be less than the cut a check cashing place would take.

do you know someone with a checking account? you can sign it over to them to cash it.

haha..what do ya know..ATOT everywhere

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
depending on the check amount you may want to consider applying for a bank account again. depending on how long ago your "violation" was, a bank may consider opening an account if you tell them you have a fat opening deposit.
depends on the bank policy. I know UMB is really stricht about that stuff, but some smaller banks and credit unions need the business, so...

I was thinking this as well. It was 5 years ago so who knows.

Like i said try a smaller bank or Credit Union, and speak to one of the PBR's. If you explain that you had a hardship due to disability, but are finally getting your settlement money, they may work with you. especially if they think you'll be depositing more money in the future, or considering CD's through them, etc.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Nik
Who cares. Go to your bank and deposit the check. They'll handle it. See, there's these little things called routing numbers on the check that tell banks which bank the check belongs to. Christ, you can even look this up online.

Reading comprehension is apparently not your friend

 

[MrChad]

This sounds like a significant amount of cash. Are you planning on walking out of the bank with a couple grand (or more)? What are you planning on doing, stashing it under your mattress?

 

[imported_Pablo]

Originally posted by: MrChad
This sounds like a significant amount of cash. Are you planning on walking out of the bank with a couple grand (or more)? What are you planning on doing, stashing it under your mattress?

He'll put it in his bra.

 

[Crazymofo]

Why dont you just start an account in on of you kids names? My Dad did when I was young.

 

[JulesMaximus]

How much is the check for? I'll cash it for 10%.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Nik
Who cares. Go to your bank and deposit the check. They'll handle it. See, there's these little things called routing numbers on the check that tell banks which bank the check belongs to. Christ, you can even look this up online.

Reading comprehension is apparently not your friend

Neither is it yours. I covered the possibility of him not having a bank account by suggesting he look up the bank's routing number online. I guess I assumed wrongly when I assumed he was smart enough to call the bank and find local locations.

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
Why dont you just start an account in on of you kids names? My Dad did when I was young.

LOL, not sure what you meant with that. but my immediate thought was "alcoholic deadbeat dad"
did he make it hard for you te get electric or phone in your name later too?

 

I'll cash it for you, for a slight fee.

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Nik
Who cares. Go to your bank and deposit the check. They'll handle it. See, there's these little things called routing numbers on the check that tell banks which bank the check belongs to. Christ, you can even look this up online.

Reading comprehension is apparently not your friend

Neither is it yours. I covered the possibility of him not having a bank account by suggesting he look up the bank's routing number online. I guess I assumed wrongly when I assumed he was smart enough to call the bank and find local locations.

his problem was that there were no local locations. was pretty clear. someone posted the UMB website way early in the thread. an ABA has very little to do with brach locations anyway. unless it is a very small country bank, one ABA can cover a network of branches spaning multiple states.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Pablo

Originally posted by: MrChad
This sounds like a significant amount of cash. Are you planning on walking out of the bank with a couple grand (or more)? What are you planning on doing, stashing it under your mattress?

He'll put it in his bra.

Hey I know my man boobs are big enough for a bra but I was really thinking of rolling it up and sticking it in my underwear. Will serve two purposes. One nobody will ever go down there to steal it and 2 it will make me look really really thick. Not very long but really thick as a brick

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Nik
Who cares. Go to your bank and deposit the check. They'll handle it. See, there's these little things called routing numbers on the check that tell banks which bank the check belongs to. Christ, you can even look this up online.

Reading comprehension is apparently not your friend

Neither is it yours. I covered the possibility of him not having a bank account by suggesting he look up the bank's routing number online. I guess I assumed wrongly when I assumed he was smart enough to call the bank and find local locations.

Actually you stated:

Who cares. Go to your bank and deposit the check.

There I even bolded and italicized it for ya.

 

[mordantmonkey]

seriously... be careful walking around with a lot of cash. i would really look into a bank account, or at least a security deposit box.

 

[imported_Pablo]

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: Pablo

Originally posted by: MrChad
This sounds like a significant amount of cash. Are you planning on walking out of the bank with a couple grand (or more)? What are you planning on doing, stashing it under your mattress?

He'll put it in his bra.

Hey I know my man boobs are big enough for a bra but I was really thinking of rolling it up and sticking it in my underwear. Will serve two purposes. One nobody will ever go down there to steal it and 2 it will make me look really really thick. Not very long but really thick as a brick

***remembers why he doesn't use cash***

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Pablo

Originally posted by: funboy42
Hey I know my man boobs are big enough for a bra but I was really thinking of rolling it up and sticking it in my underwear. Will serve two purposes. One nobody will ever go down there to steal it and 2 it will make me look really really thick. Not very long but really thick as a brick

***remembers why he doesn't use cash***

now you know why money has that *funny* smell.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Nik
Who cares. Go to your bank and deposit the check. They'll handle it. See, there's these little things called routing numbers on the check that tell banks which bank the check belongs to. Christ, you can even look this up online.

Reading comprehension is apparently not your friend

Neither is it yours. I covered the possibility of him not having a bank account by suggesting he look up the bank's routing number online. I guess I assumed wrongly when I assumed he was smart enough to call the bank and find local locations.

I always assumed that a Lifer was smart and been around enough to read a thread to get where he/she is in thier post count but you keep proving me wrong.

If you had JUST READ THE POST you wouldnt of ASSumed anything because you woruld of READ I dont have the check it is going to be here tomorrow. You also would of READ several times me telling you that if you had READ that I asked what the banks name was and was told it was UMBNA. If you had READ you would of seen that I didnt know about the routing number when they had called and now that I do know when I get the check in hand tomorrow I will be doing what other people aready mentioned BEFORE you made your smartass comments towards me. PLEASE STOP POSTING or atleast READ what has already been written before making further comments.

You really need to stop assuming because you made a assouta yourself

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
seriously... be careful walking around with a lot of cash. i would really look into a bank account, or at least a security deposit box.

You obviously havent seen my picture below . Not many people want to mess with me unless they are drunk and "think" they can take me down. Even disabled I would fvck someone up and now I got me a cane to mess a person up even more

 

[GoingUp]

isnt there a liquor store nearby?

 

[MrMaster]

1. If you are on chex systems you most likely can still get a savings account without too much trouble.
2. If you are on chex systems with no monies owed you can still get a checking accont at plenty of banks.
3. You are under the assumption that Umb or whatever they are is just going to cash this fat check for you no questions asked. I bet they don't. Is this an insurance check? cause that is a red flag as well.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
isnt there a liquor store nearby?

OH I plan on picking up some Bacardi, Ice and diet cola (Diabetic) and having one good weekend. 3 years coming for this day and next month. Abot figgin time sh!t started hapening.