Get your bible humping ass off my front porch

[minendo]

The woman and I were sitting down eating dinner when someone knocks on the door. She answered and I looked through the window to see the 12 and under brigade of Baptist bible humpers. Seeing as to how the youngest one could see right through our glass front door onto the couch where I was sitting and the wife was stuck listening to their bullsh!t, I decided it was time to sit on the couch and clean my .45. The youngests one's eyes lit up and they said their goodbyes.

 

[newnameman]

 

[neutralizer]

Bwhahaha :thumbsup:

 

[BatmanNate]

:camera:'s of Bible humping?

 

[Sphexi]

Yeah, rather than just tell them to leave, you have to scare little kids with a gun. That's being a real man right there.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Yeah, rather than just tell them to leave, you have to scare little kids with a gun. That's being a real man right there.

More fun my way.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: minendo
The woman and I were sitting down eating dinner when someone knocks on the door. She answered and I looked through the window to see the 12 and under brigade of Baptist bible humpers. Seeing as to how the youngest one could see right through our glass front door onto the couch where I was sitting and the wife was stuck listening to their bullsh!t, I decided it was time to sit on the couch and clean my .45. The youngests one's eyes lit up and they said their goodbyes.

finally a good argument for gun ownership

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Yeah, rather than just tell them to leave, you have to scare little kids with a gun. That's being a real man right there.

aye.


damn gun-totting gun humpers....

 

[George P Burdell]

get a dog

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Yeah, rather than just tell them to leave, you have to scare little kids with a gun. That's being a real man right there.

More fun my way.

body shots would have been funner[sic]


edit: vodka, beer, vodka, whiskey....all would ahve been funner[sic]

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Yeah, rather than just tell them to leave, you have to scare little kids with a gun. That's being a real man right there.

A picture's worth a thousand words. And I'm sure them youngin's had some visuals of that man and that gun. 😉

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Yeah, rather than just tell them to leave, you have to scare little kids with a gun. That's being a real man right there.

More fun my way.

Agreed! I would have broken out the double barrel and started cleaning it. :thumbsup:

 

[Ronstang]

I always just tell them I am the Anti-Christ. Works great.

 

[beemercer]

I normally try to scare them away with very loud "devil music".

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Yeah, rather than just tell them to leave, you have to scare little kids with a gun. That's being a real man right there.

A picture's worth a thousand words. And I'm sure them youngin's had some visuals of that man and that gun. 😉

He's promoting an active imagination! 😉

 

[2Xtreme21]

I usually take the opportunity to keep them tied up in my basement until my demands are met. 😀

 

[SolMiester]

If you were I real man, you would have gotten up off YOUR arse and dealt to the door knockers yourself. LOL, blowen hard with your gun, what a dude!!!....LMAO

 

[yllus]

Nobody ever bothers me with that stuff. They take one look at my last name (Middle Eastern) and realize it's pointless. 😀

 

[ScottyB]

Baptist? You should have asked them in for a dance.

 

[Horus]

Lol, Tell them that there's no salvation for a sinner like yourself....then start furiously humpin' the woman right there.

 

[Brainonska511]

Was this lady with them: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1941439&enterthread=y ?

 

[DaShen]

😉 kind of funny. You should keep an open mind about things and people though OP. But yeah, if they were being overly persistent...

Plus, they should have been more considerate. If it is dinner time, let a person relax.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: DaShen
😉 kind of funny. You should keep an open mind about things and people though OP. But yeah, if they were being overly persistent...

Plus, they should have been more considerate. If it is dinner time, let a person relax.

 

[JBarr]

I hope the local Sheriff/Chief of Police doesn't belong to that church.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: JBarr
I hope the local Sheriff/Chief of Police doesn't belong to that church.

Free Ipod? lol

Good point though.

Edit: Just changed the avatar.