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[IJump]

Hell isn't in some distant dimension; Hell is UNDER YOUR FEET


I was wondering why my feet were always sweaty.......

 

[Vadatajs]

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<< That site says I'm only 20 miles from hell, now I'm thinking New Jersey is a lot farther away than that. >>

Yeah, but where would you rather go? That's a real toss-up there!! >>



I hear people in New Jersey have summer homes in hell[j/k]

 

[Fritzo]

While we're on the topic:

"A man dies and goes to hell. He meets Satan, and he starts discussing the schedule.

"Here in Hell, we follow a strict schedule. On Mondays, there's a buffet of every food ever made, and you eat as much as you can. On Tuesdays, We have every type of alcohol ever made, and you drink until you can't drink anymore. On Wednesdays, we watch movies all day. On Thursdays, we watch sports all day long. Oh.....by the way....are you gay?"

The man is puzzled. "Uhhhh...no, why?"

"Uhhh-ohhh....you won't like Friday's very much....."

 

[rpc64]

<< If God created a world with so much suffering and Satan is God's nemesis, then is satan really that evil? I mean, isn't possible he is creating worlds filled with joy to piss God off? >>

God put us here and gave us free will. He wants us to follow and believe in him, but he gave us the ability to live as we choose. We created the suffering.



<< is satan really that evil? >>



This is exactly what satan wants you to think. And satan does NOT have the power to create worlds.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< This is exactly what satan wants you to think. And satan does NOT have the power to create worlds. >>

He can't create anything. He's an illusionist.

nik

 

[Chooco]

satan doesn't make you do stuff, he's just a better public speaker

he must be more educated than god because he can put his point across much more clear than god ever could. "you can buy a faster computer with that money" sounds a lot better than "you won't be happy on earth, in fact you will be flat out miserable but you will be happy after in this world which may or may not exist"

sounds a lot like George dubbya, "i have made good decisions in the past, i have made good decisions in the future"