Get a load of this idiot

pyonir

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i don't know why, but i have actually seen that site before! :Q

and yes...everyone is entitled to their opinion.
 

AreaCode707

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I'm a Christian and he lost me right here...

<< The sphere of Hell is a round, hollowed-out place in the Earth's core. Scientists say that the Earth's outer crust is less than twenty miles thick, and that beyond that point, there are rivers and lakes of FLAMING HOT LAVA >>



Um, technically hell would be a spiritual realm. But I guess it's not so don't let your kids dig too deep in the sandbox.

Edit: fixed quotes
 

datalink7

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<< One of the most shocking things that you will discover in Hell is the fact that you will be an INFERIOR being. The Bible says that man was made LOWER THAN THE ANGELS, and Jesus Himself said that Hell was originally prepared for the Devil and his angels (Matthew 25:41). Friend, in Hell you will be RULED over by Satan and his evil forces! You will be inferior to the supernatural forces of evil. Your new home will be made up of demons, fallen angels, principalities, powers, spiritual wickedness, and even Satan himself, and YOU will be at the bottom of the guest list! If you go to Hell, you will no doubt feel very much out of place, and you'll be there forever. >>



Sounds good... where do I sign up?

:D
 

MichaelD

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[bigloudsatanvoicewithchildonastick]So Hell is a REAL PLACE, and it's UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT NOW, torturing millions of lost souls forever! Think about that![/bigloudsatanvoicewithchildonastick]

Ahahahahahahahaha! Rooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
 

Orsorum

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<< I'm a Christian and he lost me right here...

<< The sphere of Hell is a round, hollowed-out place in the Earth's core. Scientists say that the Earth's outer crust is less than twenty miles thick, and that beyond that point, there are rivers and lakes of FLAMING HOT LAVA >>



Um, technically hell would be a spiritual realm. But I guess it's not so don't let your kids dig too deep in the sandbox.
>>



She's correct... to my knowledge, there's only one mention of hell being a place of fire, and that's a single passage in Revelations. Every other passage mentions "wailing and gnashing of teeth", something to that effect. Most of what I've read in Scripture points to Hell being "an absence of God", an existential, spiritual condition, not a physical one.

I don't agree with his arguments regarding suffering, either. While God let others use their free will to harm others in unimaginable ways, that doesn't mean that it doesn't cause Him pain when that was done.
 

Capn

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That site says I'm only 20 miles from hell, now I'm thinking New Jersey is a lot farther away than that.
 

mpitts

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The subject of Hell isn't a very POPULAR subject..

My ass it isn't. That is all bible-thumpers tell me.. "You are going to hell"..

 

Jzero

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<< But I guess it's not so don't let your kids dig too deep in the sandbox. >>


Hey kids! Whatcha doin?
We're digging a tunnel to China!
You'd better stop because you're going to have to go straight through hell to get there!

 

bmd

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He obviously knows what he is talking about, BECAUSE HE WRITES IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

:p
 

ScottyB

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<< << <<Get a load of this idiot>>

here >>


Just remember you're only 20 miles from hell, sbastedo....
>>

What are you talking about? I already live in Michigan.
 

pyonir

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<<

<< << <<Get a load of this idiot>>

here >>


Just remember you're only 20 miles from hell, sbastedo....
>>

What are you talking about? I already live in Michigan.
>>


actually i probably live closer to hell than most. well at least it is the same temp as hell. ;)
 

AreaCode707

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<<

<< But I guess it's not so don't let your kids dig too deep in the sandbox. >>


Hey kids! Whatcha doin?
We're digging a tunnel to China!
You'd better stop because you're going to have to go straight through hell to get there!
>>



LOL
 

datalink7

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My question is this: Why is hell concieved as such an evil and horrible place? This doesn't make any logical sense. Wouldn't Satan make it as attractive as possible in order to try to attract people away from God?
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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<< My question is this: Why is hell concieved as such an evil and horrible place? This doesn't make any logical sense. Wouldn't Satan make it as attractive as possible in order to try to attract people away from God? >>



You mean like East Berlin did to keep people out of West Berlin?
 

ElFenix

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michigan? you gotta be joking... houston has both the humidity and more heat than michigan. houston is hell. or at least the arm pit of the world.
 

datalink7

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<<

<< My question is this: Why is hell concieved as such an evil and horrible place? This doesn't make any logical sense. Wouldn't Satan make it as attractive as possible in order to try to attract people away from God? >>



You mean like East Berlin did to keep people out of West Berlin?
>>



The analogy doesn't work. The people in East Berlin were already there when the Soviets took over. You are not already in Hell (or Heaven) at this moment.
 

pyonir

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<< michigan? you gotta be joking... houston has both the humidity and more heat than michigan. houston is hell. or at least the arm pit of the world. >>


i thought that was Albuquerque? :confused:

yeah it is a dry heat...but 115? even with 30% humidity is terrible.

(i used to live in MN so i know about the humidity and heat...blah)