Gender Fluidity in Children?

[waggy]

If he has family connections it's certainly believable.

IF (and the story has changed once we said we didn't believe him) it is true yes. sad really. thats not impressive since it's his father that got him in and not his talent.

Though i wonder how JP morgan feels about him claiming Sr partners are bigots and agree with him?

 

[preslove]

If he has family connections it's certainly believable.

Meh. It's far likelier that he's making up a story as he goes along. We should assume he is lying until he posts evidence.

 

[fantolay]

You're 20 and you already have the internship? You're an intern and you're golfing with senior partners?

Not likely. More likely, you have an active imagination.

This is how internships work for those looking to get to wallstreet.

The summer after your Sophomore year you get an internship. Big bank, insurance, finance, something you can get with an econ+math major. This goes on your resume. The summer after your Junior year you use this past summer's internship and the prestige of your university to get another internship. If you perform during this internship, you will get a job offer. They will hire you back after your senior year.

Medium sized equity firms typically have 10-12 interns for summer and hire back 1/3 of them. You get report cards twice during the summer. Depending on how you rank among the interns, you get asked back. Big banks have many more interns. Standard and Poor has 150 summer interns. They ask back more of them.

Once you are asked back, your performance your senior year doesn't really matter at all.

You graduate, work with them for 2 years or so, and get an MBA.


So what about being 20 makes you think it is unbelievable that I have an internship????

 

[ichy]

It's the golfing with senior partners bit that reeks of bullshit. I've known a number of people who work/worked on wall street and none of them were golfing with anyone important during the summer. You're either liar or you're getting by on your dad's connections. Whoop de fucking doo.

 

[preslove]

This is how internships work for those looking to get to wallstreet.

The summer after your Sophomore year you get an internship. Big bank, insurance, finance, something you can get with an econ+math major. This goes on your resume. The summer after your Junior year you use this past summer's internship and the prestige of your university to get another internship. If you perform during this internship, you will get a job offer. They will hire you back after your senior year.

Medium sized equity firms typically have 10-12 interns for summer and hire back 1/3 of them. You get report cards twice during the summer. Depending on how you rank among the interns, you get asked back. Big banks have many more interns. Standard and Poor has 150 summer interns. They ask back more of them.

Once you are asked back, your performance your senior year doesn't really matter at all.

You graduate, work with them for 2 years or so, and get an MBA.


So what about being 20 makes you think it is unbelievable that I have an internship????

I know all about that. I've had friends on that path in college. You're 20 and your first internship is one that a Junior or Senior would get? Sounds fishy. All your other lies makes this pretty suspicious.

Got a pic of your badge, or something? No evidence = probably a stupid kid making up stories.

You'd be better off if you had left out the golfing and the cubans, lol

 

[ichy]

Are we seriously fucking arguing about this? It's moronic to say that a 7 year old boy wearing a dress should be 'normal' or 'accepted'. Some kids can't even wipe their own ass at that age for god's sake, let alone realize the potential repercussions of doing something like this.

For those of you who try this, enjoy applying hygrogen peroxide to those fresh scrapes when your 7 year old gets the shit kicked out of him.

I agree about that part. There's nothing wrong with teaching 7 year olds to stay within certain social norms.

 

[fantolay]

It's the golfing with senior partners bit that reeks of bullshit. I've known a number of people who work/worked on wall street and none of them were golfing with anyone important during the summer. You're either liar or you're getting by on your dad's connections. Whoop de fucking doo.

Oh its totally true that they summer interns don't go on golfing excursions with senior partners. THAT part is from my dad's connections. He had been bragging that I'm really good at golf and some guys wanted to see it to believe it.

 

[artvscommerce]

man i hope this guy never has kids. I can't imagine living with someone who has so much hate in their heart.

 

[fantolay]

I know all about that. I've had friends on that path in college. You're 20 and your first internship is one that a Junior or Senior would get? Sounds fishy. All your other lies makes this pretty suspicious.

Got a pic of your badge, or something? No evidence = probably a stupid kid making up stories.

I'm not providing anything remotely identifiable that you guys could use against me.

You either believe me, or you don't. I've provided way more than enough reasons to believe me, and at this point it doesn't matter to me one iota if you choose to believe me or think that a junior in college can't get internships with JP Morgan when that is who they target for these internships.

It does't upset me too much to not get your validation.

 

[pelov]

I think what's equally questionable is that a kid who goes to Dartmouth somehow commutes to Wall Street for his internship, and then stays there till 1am.

I live in NYC. I understand how far it is. I'm also well aware you're just a college clown in a frat boy t-shirt with a popped collar bragging about his daddy's Porsche. We've got quite a few of you guys here. Unfortunately the city is riddled with these outsiders 🙁

 

[preslove]

I'm not providing anything remotely identifiable that you guys could use against me.

Well, you've already posted that you're in Prime Brokerage Services and that you're a Sophomore at Dartmouth... Are the other 2 Dartmouth kids in Prime Brokerage Services?

 

[fantolay]

I think what's equally questionable is that a kid who goes to Dartmouth somehow commutes to Wall Street for his internship, and then stays there till 1am.

I live in NYC. I understand how far it is. I'm also well aware you're just a college clown in a frat boy t-shirt with a popped collar bragging about his daddy's Porsche. We've got quite a few of you guys here. Unfortunately the city is riddled with these outsiders 🙁

Dude I don't go to Dartmouth. Dartmouth isn't top 10. I employed Dartmouth as an example of an institution that feeds many summer interns to wall street every summer.

None of us commute from our college to our internships... we get summer housing in NYC. NYU offers up some dorms for summer housing, same with Cornell, and there are plenty of apartment options that interns split.

You're so out of it.

 

[Broheim]

the OP is so full of shit he gets carded when buying balsamic vinegar.

 

[fantolay]

Well, you've already posted that you're in Prime Brokerage Services and that you're a Sophomore at Dartmouth... Are the other 2 Dartmouth kids in Prime Brokerage Services?

Look back at my post. I employed Dartmouth to provide a counter example to the guy who said it is hard to believe a top 10 liberal arts school student got an internship with JP Morgan.

Dartmouth isn't even top 10 liberal arts. US News Rankings, Forbes rankings, etc. Check them out.

I don't go to Dartmouth. I've been careful not to divulge personally identifiable information.

Keep trying.

 

[ichy]

I've been careful not to divulge personally identifiable information.

Oh there's no doubt about this, internet bluster just isn't as fun when you're not safely anonymous.

 

[fantolay]

I objectively stated my credentials in order to substantiate the claim that I am intelligent.

Now you guys are trying to find loopholes in this claim? Got tired of trying to badger me and calling me a closet homosexual?

Notice how I have no interest in what you guys do for a living. I'm confident enough in myself and the success I'm going to enjoy winning.

 

[preslove]

Look back at my post. I employed Dartmouth to provide a counter example to the guy who said it is hard to believe a top 10 liberal arts school student got an internship with JP Morgan.

Dartmouth isn't even top 10 liberal arts. US News Rankings, Forbes rankings, etc. Check them out.

I don't go to Dartmouth. I've been careful not to divulge personally identifiable information.

Keep trying.

Dartmouth would actually have been believable, since it is a feeder school. Far more believable than one of these schools: http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/rankings/national-liberal-arts-colleges

You are full of shit.

 

[fantolay]

Dartmouth would actually have been believable, since it is a feeder school. Far more believable than one of these schools: http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/rankings/national-liberal-arts-colleges

You are full of shit.

LMAO. You are absolutely full of shit dude. Call up any one of the top 10 Career Resource Centers. They will tell you all about the stats they have for kids in wall street internships.

You clearly never went to an elite university or applied for any of these elite internships.

 

[pelov]

Top 10 liberal arts college in NYC...

I don't think that exists, and if it were a top 10 school it wouldn't consider itself a liberal arts college.

There's Fordham University, a research school with heavy Catholic ties. That's not it.

Columbia. Again, not a liberal arts college.

NYU isn't a liberal arts college.

Cornell isn't a liberal arts college.

The CUNY schools aren't liberal arts colleges.

The nearby SUNY schools aren't liberal arts colleges either.

OP, do you even go to college?

 

[preslove]

I objectively stated my credentials in order to substantiate the claim that I am intelligent.

No, you implied that you went to Dartmouth. Now, you're claiming that you just posted it as an example. We are calling you a liar because your story was never very believable, and now it's changing with almost every post.

 

[fantolay]

Top 10 liberal arts college in NYC...

I don't think that exists, and if it were a top 10 school it wouldn't consider itself a liberal arts college.

There's Fordham University, a research school with heavy Catholic ties. That's not it.

Columbia. Again, not a liberal arts college.

NYU isn't a liberal arts college.

Cornell isn't a liberal arts college.

The CUNY schools aren't liberal arts colleges.

The nearby SUNY schools aren't liberal arts colleges either.

OP, do you even go to college?

MY INTERNSHIP IS IN NYC.

THE COLLEGE I GO TO IS NOT IN NYC.

How is that hard to stomache?

 

[ichy]

I objectively stated my credentials in order to substantiate the claim that I am intelligent.

There are few things that demonstrate a lack of real life intelligence more convincingly than internet e-penis displays.

 

[fantolay]

No, you implied that you went to Dartmouth. Now, you're claiming that you just posted it as an example. We are calling you a liar because your story was never very believable, and now it's changing with almost every post.

To get more specific the college I go to is in the little three and it is on the list that you posted.

This is entirely believable. You are showing YOUR ignorance now.

That is all you are getting and if you can't figure out how friggin plausible that is in your head, that is sad. But call up the career resource center PLEASE.

 

[pelov]

MY INTERNSHIP IS IN NYC.

THE COLLEGE I GO TO IS NOT IN NYC.

How is that hard to stomache?

Well it's not anywhere near NYC either, which is why I'm questioning you. The nearby colleges aren't top 10 liberal arts colleges. There aren't any top 10 liberal arts colleges near NYC, certainly not within commuting distance for an internship. Most of the top schools around the area are research schools and universities. I can't name a single top 10 liberal arts college.

Actually, there might be one: The New School. They don't offer economics courses and that school is FILLED with trans-gendered, gay and hippie students. AFAIK, they don't have ties with Wall street corps with respect to internships either.

OP, you talkin' out your ass, homeboy.

 

[fantolay]

Well it's not anywhere near NYC either, which is why I'm questioning you. The nearby colleges aren't top 10 liberal arts colleges. There aren't any top 10 liberal arts colleges near NYC, certainly not within commuting distance for an internship. Most of the top schools around the area are research schools and universities. I can't name a single top 10 liberal arts college.

WOWWWWw.

Dude.

I don't go to college during the summer. I have an internship over the summer.

This must mean that I- RENT AN APARTMENT IN NYC WITH OTHER INTERNS OR RENT A DORM FROM A NEARBY SCHOOL THAT OFFERS THEM DURING THE SUMMER TO INTERNS.

Google NYC Intern Summer Housing