Gates seen hanging out at the local water park

[brigden]

Gates donated the new computer systems for the main branch of my public library. I live in Guelph, Ontario, a city of 100k.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
He probably just donates Windows software licenses to charity, then writes them off as business expense. That way, he's got a net gain from the tax breaks, and the charities gain, well, Winodws licenses. Whoop de freakin' doo.

Why do you hate him so much? He gives lots of money, REAL money, to tons of charities. He sponsors a BUNCH of children in Africa, for one thing, and they don't accept Windows licences as legal tender over there :roll:

 

[StageLeft]

All that money, and no personal trainer

 

[Hankysmoo]

Originally posted by: tec699
gates ain't sh*t! I owNz that f00l!

you own nothing

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: Hankysmoo

Originally posted by: tec699
gates ain't sh*t! I owNz that f00l!

you own nothing

so tru...

 

[jadinolf]

It's hard to believe that he would expose his body to the contamination of us commoners.

 

[DeeKnow]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
All his money is in stock options.

and therefore.....????

stock options can be sold for cash or you can exercise the options, get stock cheap, sell it at market price and make cash... what's the difference??

and for your kind info - all his money is not in options. Gates owns over a BILLION shares of Microsoft...

 

[Skiguy411]

Is it true that if he took out all his money in the stock market, the stock market would crash?

 

[Ender]

Haha... Astaroth33 got owned and now he won't even reply to defend himself. What a moron. I hope next time he doesn't blindly assume baseless accusations that demonstrate his profound stupidity.

 

[paulney]

A coworker of mine was working in Intel lab. So, one day there was supposed to be some kind of presentation on a processor (probably Pentium II or smth). My coworker is hacking away at smth in the lab whic was very close to the conference room where all the big guys were supposed to meet. He hears the door open, and then a man asks him: would you have a spare power strip by chance? I need to hook up a projector, and there isn't a free socket available.

The coworker, without turning away from the monitor, says: there's one under the table. You can take it. He thought it was one of the lab guys. So, this man crawls under the table and gets himself a power strip. The coworker glances at him, as he gets out from under the table - and it's Bill Gates himself! He says: thanks, I'll return it later - and leaves for the meeting.

Gotta love it.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
All that money, and no personal trainer

i was thinking the same thing. he's a fat bastard.

 

[Zebo]

I think I'd rather be the other guy that no one knows....

 

[DeeKnow]

i think he's the coolest.... a nerd that knows how to do business with the fat cats of the corporate world and make them eat crow.. even better he is richer than anyone ever, and behaves like a normal dude... i have had it up to there with punks who make 50k, go buy themselves a BMW and think they are the cat's whiskers... i can't stand those morons