G6 gxp ftmfl....

alkemyst

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I had to run down to my office today (I am on PTO this week) for Christmas gifts that got delivered and got to have some asshat in a G6 GXP try to *flex* on me. It was a rainy day too BTW so I wasn't out to prove anything other than get from A to B without risk to my life.

First success for him was at a red light I was approaching. I was slowing down a little early due to the rain and people were pre-emptively running across the crosswalk. Idiot flew up beside me and cut me off for a second slot at the light. I was in the middle lane. He put his hand out the window with a thumbs down gesture. I was like "WTF dude, yeah you rock!" in my head. I figured he'd be long gone and I'd just continue on my merry way. He continued down the road weaving in and out.

Traffic backed up so I merged left and ended up passing him up ahead as he almost caused an accident trying to pass from the right lane all the way to my left lane (three rows)...next thing I know I get a red light and he does it again out of the clear blue (I thought he was lost in traffic, but fortunately no one was in the crosswalk because this time he way stopped past it). I could have cared less up to this point where I had to almost get to ABS to stop in time, I ended up stopped where he should have been...he was in the crosstraffic's path which created a commotion there.

So next we are merging onto I-95, I was in the right lane turning and he was behind me in the left. It's a double on-ramp that merges to one, that then spills onto the highway. He flew up the left lane in an attempt to cut me off when the guy in front of him hit his brakes (probably pissed off and in a big van), then he flies behind me. He then tries to pull a pass at the last minute where it goes from 2 to 1 lanes prior to spilling off to the highway. Access denied, I was done with this BS.

Then he does a total stupid move and tries to fly up the striped partition between the highway and merge lane to pass me (probably sending all sorts of rubbish onto cars behind him). I already had my clear window to merge and was off, he was about up to my side mirror when he was obliterated, then he went to the shoulder of the road...I was already long gone.

The funniest part was the same guy that brake checked him ended up roadraging and pulling a cockblock on him. Big POS van totally contained his GXP. I wish I could have seen the final outcome.

Anyway, long story short I always look up cars that try to race me when I get a chance. I am thinking he knew the M3 comes with a 3.2L engine and he had a 3.6L. I am also thinking he thought his airplane factory wing on the back would carry him to the finish line of a race I wasn't in.

I don't get into 'street races' except when it's up to *legal* speeds and safe on any kind of road that would have any risk of cross traffic from cars, people or animals.

just venting as I came home and almost got hit head-on by another asshat blowing his horn at me while not stopping at a stop sign down the road I was turning into.

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Not a very creative way to thread crap...
Do save it for OT not the garage...

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skyking

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What did you expect with your wall-o-text blog post? Really? :p

Warning reversed due to latter post in thread...

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Arkaign

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The G6 really does suck. Wonder what GM will do with a new one, probably anything would be better.
 

waffleironhead

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cars have a place in garage. what do you do in your's?

this isnt atot son, quit trolling

I do not see him as trolling but you are a different story...
Also its not up to you to decide if its garage material or not...
Again either contribute or stay out...

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exdeath

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what more did you expect son when you post that useless wall of text?

ALKY:eek:ooh my story has a car in it, thats garage material.

Its called a "kill story". They are popular on any car forum and especially welcome when someone is acting like a douche and gets served. That thumbs down act sealed his own fate.

I'm all for owning assbags like that if its safe to do so. If its not, I've gone out of my way to detour and follow them until it is safe, then annihilate them.
 
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alkemyst

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so what you're trying to say is that this G6 is not a M3?

yeah a G6 is not an M3....even in 4th gear at lower speeds I left him easily as he put other's in harms way.

edited: per mod advice, may have been just request for clarification.

Member has been strongly advised this too is NOT the proper way to respond and will be warned just as any other member if it continues...

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Dr. Detroit

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The G6 really does suck. Wonder what GM will do with a new one, probably anything would be better.

I like the hard top convertible G6 - Now that Pontiac is dead we will never see another G6.......

Built on the Epsilon platform: Same as the Chevy Malibu & Saturn Aura.
 

kornphlake

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based on your heat, you wouldn't understand.

Go sell a 40GB hard drive for profit.

But yeah a G6 is not an M3....

and this is not OT.

What's going on here? others are moderated for fairly benign comments but a completely uncalled for comment like this... I think the garage needs a vacation.
 

alkemyst

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What's going on here? others are moderated for fairly benign comments but a completely uncalled for comment like this... I think the garage needs a vacation.

I was moderated though? WTF are you talking about. Please keep your comments related to my thread, we have forums for complaints, PMs and report post features.

Trust me, I am moderated just like anyone else here, if anything I am on thin ice. I have agreed to try and follow the rules we are all given instead of just playing some trogolyte on the internet that *blink blink*'s when called to the floor like they did nothing wrong.
 

Doppel

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G6 is poseur car! But this brings up a point I've hated to make in the past that there are too many cars on the road with more power than they know what to do with anyway, which is why even a slow car like the G6 can still go fast enough that to show it up requires serious law breaking.
 

alkemyst

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The wing on that car is nuts...I thought the dude added it on. Looks like a 737 in the back.

It's like a 6.5 0-60 car...not too slow, but not fast at all. Sadly I think the late 80's Mustang 5.0 GT's were the same 0-60 time.
 

chin311

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YES SIR! There's a maroon one that is in my area and every time i see it i get to lol.

does it think its an 80s Porsche?
 
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Well Alky, you've certainly grown up from your days of going ballistic and cutting off coworkers and all. Good on to you to ignore him, for the most part.




All of these things are basically caveman dick measuring contests. Seriously, you guys with your "kill stories" on the public roads would save a lot of gas and time and insurance claims by just pulling over, politely standing face to face about 2" apart, and whoever has the biggest teensy dick can go on smiling on their merry way without all the insecurities you're always driving around with.


Yeah.. it's noticeable... always checking mirrors, seeing if you can find someone to help you feel better about your little manhood. Everyone sees you a mile away.
 

XZeroII

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yea, that sucks. Next time you should call 911 and report him. He may injur or kill someone else and the police will definitely respond to something like that.