Fvcking Pan Handlers~

isekii

Lifer
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Everytime me and my roommates goes out for some fast food, or what not around school,
These fvcking Pan Handlers ( The Same One's ) always come and asks for money.

They don't even bother asking for change anymore. Now they ask for $1.00 dollar.
GET A FVCKING JOB YOU PAN HANDLING MOFO'S

Today like 30 min ago I had one in a Fubu Jacket, come to me while me and my roommate was at checkers picking up some food.
I said no, and as soon as he starts walking away, he sees another car across the street at Wendy's and chased the car for money.

Good thing that I stopped carrying around real money. Now all I carry around is a debit card.


 

Spoooon

Lifer
Mar 3, 2000
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Why didn't you give him your debit card and pin? Jerk. :|

edit: Some of you guys appear to be sarcasm impaired. :D

how is he a jerk? its his money. he can do whatever he wants with it. and besides, most of these panhandlers are able bodied people who can find a job easily if they tried harder. atleast try to sell something like the sidewalk vendors in nyc, instead of jsut flat out asking for free money
 

John

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Barter with him next time. Your $1 bill for his FUBU jacket.
 

isekii

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Spoooon
Why didn't you give him your debit card and pin? Jerk. :|

Right....
I'm the jerk b/c I won't give those dirty lazy mofo's money.
They should get a god damn job if they want money.

goodness, if i mentioned the only race that has hit me up for money around the school, i'd be called a racist.
 

AFB

Lifer
Jan 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Why didn't you give him your debit card and pin? Jerk. :|

Right....
I'm the jerk b/c I won't give those dirty lazy mofo's money.
They should get a god damn job if they want money.

goodness, if i mentioned the only race that has hit me up for money around the school, i'd be called a racist.

I agree with you, get a job.
 

isekii

Lifer
Mar 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Why didn't you give him your debit card and pin? Jerk. :|

Right....
I'm the jerk b/c I won't give those dirty lazy mofo's money.
They should get a god damn job if they want money.

goodness, if i mentioned the only race that has hit me up for money around the school, i'd be called a racist.

I agree with you, get a job.

I've given money to pan handlers before, but it's like everytime I go somewhere there is a pan handler. They're on every fvcking corner.
That's why I stopped carrying around money.

There is actually a scamming pan handler around this area, who carries around a fake charity id type of card with some bullsh!t papers saying how it's all going to the church.

He came up to me like 3 times in a row on the same day, and didn't even realize it was the same person. He was prolly high or something.
 

z0mb13

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first rule when dealing with pan handlers:

DONT SAY ANYTHING AND AVOID EYE CONTACT!!

even saying no will cause them to pester u even more, since they got a feedback from you
 

isekii

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Originally posted by: bonkers325
roll quarters down the street and watch them chase after it.

I told you, they don't even ask for change anymore. They ask for bills now.
 

bootymac

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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: bonkers325
roll quarters down the street and watch them chase after it.

I told you, they don't even ask for change anymore. They ask for bills now.

"Here's a quarter. Take it or leave it *rolls down the street*"
 

bonkers325

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print out fake dollar bills and put the picture of someone u hate in place of george washington. then fold it into an airplane and launch it down the street
 

fredtam

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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: bonkers325
roll quarters down the street and watch them chase after it.

I told you, they don't even ask for change anymore. They ask for bills now.

Cost of living increase? Some bums make good money. Why get a job?
 

bonkers325

Lifer
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Originally posted by: z0mb13
first rule when dealing with pan handlers:

DONT SAY ANYTHING AND AVOID EYE CONTACT!!

even saying no will cause them to pester u even more, since they got a feedback from you

if you're walking with a friend, start speaking in a foreign language and just walk right past the guy. if you dont know a foreign language - make one up!

and i agree, dont make eye contact or say anything b/c that means u acknowledge their presence!
 

isekii

Lifer
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God, I wish it was like -10 out or something.
Then maybe they'll migrate down to Florida or something where the living costs are cheaper.
 

RbSX

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Originally posted by: bonkers325
roll quarters down the street and watch them chase after it.

Roll pennies of a cliff... see them chase after it.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: isekii
God, I wish it was like -10 out or something.
Then maybe they'll migrate down to Florida or something where the living costs are cheaper.

Florida isn't cheap to live in you dolt.
 

isekii

Lifer
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Originally posted by: coldcut
I only asked for a dollar! Sheesh!

I thought he looked like you. Can't miss someone that's been hit with an ugly stick several times.
Straight outta Boston. Definitely from the Ghetto.
I bet that Fubu jacket of yours is bootleg isn't it ?
 

isekii

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: isekii
God, I wish it was like -10 out or something.
Then maybe they'll migrate down to Florida or something where the living costs are cheaper.

Florida isn't cheap to live in you dolt.

It's a whole lot cheaper than NJ.