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Fvck dell...

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FearoftheNight

Diamond Member
Apparently for this pig fvckers...the idea of customer service is transferring and putting you on hold until you run out of patience. AHHHAHEHEAWEWEWERRGH /rant
 
I like Dell. I raped them like Michael Jackson trapped inside an unattended Toys R Us with that 17" LCD TV coupon. Made over $1000 now and I still have one free LCD TV left over. 🙂
 
I've found that their email support is a lot better and more willing to send out replacement part (I think the important part is making them think you know what you're talking about and being really specific about what needs to be done).
 
My neighbor stole my dell packages last week and Dell sent new ones overnight to replace them, too. The cops broke into his truck and found the stuff, it was hilarious.

Again, Dell = good to me.
 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
My neighbor stole my dell packages last week and Dell sent new ones overnight to replace them, too. The cops broke into his truck and found the stuff, it was hilarious.

Again, Dell = good to me.
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Dude, where do you live in MW? Rengstorf or smth?
 
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
My neighbor stole my dell packages last week and Dell sent new ones overnight to replace them, too. The cops broke into his truck and found the stuff, it was hilarious.

Again, Dell = good to me.
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Dude, where do you live in MW? Rengstorf or smth?
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Nah, los Altos actually. 😉

 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
My neighbor stole my dell packages last week and Dell sent new ones overnight to replace them, too. The cops broke into his truck and found the stuff, it was hilarious.

Again, Dell = good to me.
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Dude, where do you live in MW? Rengstorf or smth?
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Nah, los Altos actually. 😉
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A Los ALtos neighbor steasl your stuff?
I call shens!!!
 
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
My neighbor stole my dell packages last week and Dell sent new ones overnight to replace them, too. The cops broke into his truck and found the stuff, it was hilarious.

Again, Dell = good to me.
Click to expand...

Dude, where do you live in MW? Rengstorf or smth?
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Nah, los Altos actually. 😉
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A Los ALtos neighbor steasl your stuff?
I call shens!!!
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No shens, there's an apt building next to where I live. Actually my buddy owns it. The people just moved in. DHL misdelivered it and went to reclaim it (he actually handed this guy the packages) and the guy denied it. The cops got involved, the guy pretended he wasn't home so the cops consulted with their supervisor then opened his truck. There was a blanket in back with my stuff underneath it. This is the short version, the long version is funnier and more entertaining.

 
Originally posted by: FearoftheNight
Apparently for this pig fvckers...the idea of customer service is transferring and putting you on hold until you run out of patience. AHHHAHEHEAWEWEWERRGH /rant
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That's not just Dell's idea of cutomer service... that's everybody's idea of customer service.
 
I get put on hold and transferred to another moron who doesn't know what I'm talking about...

just got done contesting a charge they put on my card. We'll see how that goes. Forget talking to them!
 
Originally posted by: Stark
you thought the 12 days of christmas was a good time to try to call dell service? 😱
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they been like this for the past 3 weeks...i just officially gave up after my fifth called...they even had teh gall to transfer me to someone's voicemail...i left one and they never got back to me
 
newegg > hp > bestbuy > dell 😱

and oh and make no mistake...i <3 my 1800fp and next time theres a dell deal i'd hit them up like a drunk loose whore on 42nd street but thats just are just like one night stands 😀
 
words cannot describe my hatred for dell customer service- to make a long story short,
after 2.5 years, I gave up on trying to get my business account fixed with them, I just pay cash
and would stick it to them everytime
 
Originally posted by: dude8604
I've found that their email support is a lot better and more willing to send out replacement part (I think the important part is making them think you know what you're talking about and being really specific about what needs to be done).
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i don't bother with calling them anymore since i don't have a landline. Just use email support instead.
 
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