Funny/weird new site

[jdoggg12]

Has anyone tried this out? It's pretty funny, it starts an anonymous chat with some random person.

http://omegle.com/

Someone posted it on another forum I go to and there are some serously funny conversations.

:laugh:

 

[MoPHo]

I love you for posting this site.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: MoPHo
I love you for posting this site.

I'm hoping some of you get as much amusement as I have... i'm seriously crackin up over here.

 

[Q]

haha

 

[manlymatt83]

I had this idea about 2 years ago. Never acted on it. Even had a domain name for it All well.

 

[zinfamous]

Third attempt, entire conversation:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 18 m Paris
Stranger: And you ?
You: oo la la
You: 52 m thaliand
You: sorry, thailand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

longest one so far.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Third attempt, entire conversation:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 18 m Paris
Stranger: And you ?
You: oo la la
You: 52 m thaliand
You: sorry, thailand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

longest one so far.

Pretty much all my conversations last night when I tried it.

 

[zinfamous]

oh man, I can do this all night:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: livejournal y/n?
You: where all the white women at?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[zinfamous]

OK, this was definitely one of you:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Gay or Straight? M or F?
You: please tell me you aren't 12
Stranger: no
You: not gay, but i can learn
Stranger: well are you male or female?
You: does it matter?
You: let's just say...somewhere in between
Stranger: Id just like to know, thats all'
You: ....excuse me, could you ahve a seat over there?
You have disconnected.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
oh man, I can do this all night:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: livejournal y/n?
You: where all the white women at?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahaha

 

[JMapleton]

LMAO I'm going in and pretending to speAK foreign languages.

Starting a convo with "BONJOUR EL GATO" is sure to make friends.

 

[venkman]

You: hi
Stranger: la la la la
Stranger: hey
Stranger: la lala lalala
You: im losing my omegle virginity to you
You: treat me right
Stranger: i lost it like....10 mins ago
You: or i will take it out on all omegle strangers i meet for the rest of my life
You: and forever hate omegle
Stranger: its quite entertaining
You: sure it is
Stranger: i wouldn't want to be responsible for that
You: do what you can for me
You: im sensitive
You: mostly asleep
Stranger: i hope ur good with rejectiong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: JMapleton
LMAO I'm going in and pretending to speAK foreign languages.

Starting a convo with "BONJOUR EL GATO" is sure to make friends.

i opened with "ciao" and got an insta-disconnect.

 

[MoPHo]

I keep getting people from Brazil. And I'm willing to bet they are not ALL hot women as they are saying...

 

[zinfamous]

I'm getting better at this:

You: do you like waffles?
Stranger: fuck ya
You: i like bacon, do you like bacon, too?
Stranger: I know girl named robin waffle
You: have you ever had bacon with waffles?
You: she sounds hot
Stranger: She's got cute butt
You: does she like bacon?
Stranger: U in the states?
You: i in the us
You: we eat bacon and waffles here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Newbian]

You: Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: ONTD
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Stranger: in your dreams
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[n7]

rofl wow

 

[zinfamous]

:laugh:

Stranger: hi
You: hi where are you from?
Stranger: florida
Stranger: you
You: Kaliforneea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

so much hate. :laugh:

 

[badkarma1399]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I'm getting better at this:

You: do you like waffles?
Stranger: fuck ya
You: i like bacon, do you like bacon, too?
Stranger: I know girl named robin waffle
You: have you ever had bacon with waffles?
You: she sounds hot
Stranger: She's got cute butt
You: does she like bacon?
Stranger: U in the states?
You: i in the us
You: we eat bacon and waffles here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ha, I had the same idea. I start every convo with waffles

 

[zinfamous]

NSFW?

Stranger: hi
You: hi where are you from?
Stranger: new york
Stranger: you?
You: CA
Stranger: california or canada?
You: calli
Stranger: thats cool
You: ORLY?
You: just moved here
Stranger: whered u move from
You: Chicago
Stranger: oh ok
You: and I'm actually from neither...
You: lol
Stranger: if u were ever in new york id have u sucking my dick in no time
You: i bet
You: i loooooove dick
Stranger: who doesnt
You: don't know
You: i've sure never met such a person
Stranger: yeah what kinda i love you wouldnt love dick
You: not me, that's for sure. Oh Hai!!
Stranger: whats the biggest dick u ever sucked
You: prolly about 13 inches
You: i been in a few movies
Stranger: pretty impressive
Stranger: really?
You: why i moved out here
Stranger: thats hot
Stranger: made that chedda
You: if your'e into that sort of thing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[MoPHo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMGHI2U!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damnit.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: Newbian

You: Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: ONTD
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Stranger: in your dreams
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha, i'm sorry, i had to steal that...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: aight.
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Stranger: alrighty
You: Put your witches hat of amazing swallowing on
Stranger: done and done
You: Now call me uncle daddy!
Stranger: oh yeah uncle daddy
You: Ooooh, you're a freak! I'm gonna do this without a rubber ((rips off rubber and places it on the nose of the dog thats watching us))
You: Now tell me what your favorite book is while I put KY on my *wand*
Stranger: bell jar
You: ohh, thats hot!
You: oh crap, my mom is calling me, i gotta go to bed. ((i come quickly and you swallow it. it felt great.))
You: kthxbai

 

[Barfo]

Stranger: i hope hillary isnt a slutttttttttttttt
Stranger: im too drunk to make sense of this convo
Stranger: the guy in front of me is sleeping on the ground
Stranger: snoring
You: ohh
You: this is your chance
You: got a sharpie?
Stranger: im gonna throw my empty chip bag on hi,
Stranger: i already stuck it in his pooper.
Stranger: him*
Stranger: god..
You: eww
Stranger: ok. i gotta go poop.

 

[Newbian]

So I just had a decent one about mudkips.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Stranger: DO U KNOW DRAKE FIT FOR LVL3 MISSIONS?
Stranger: PASSIVE TANK?
You: dude totally!
Stranger: I NEED IT
You: you gotta put on your robe and wizard hat
Stranger: wrong
You: yes! you need your robe and wizard hat first
Stranger: I ASK SMBDY ELSE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.