Funny, original story.

[EyeMWing]

Now, keep in mind that this guy is a virgin and damn near 30 years old, and just now getting the hang of this whole "Women != pedestal material" thing, but he's damn good at electronics. Mind you he also has an excuse, the first 28 years of his life, he was very, very sickly. For the past 5 years, the entire collective goal of our IRC channel has been to get him laid, and it's almost looking like we may succeed. But yeah, on with the retarded story.

anyway, i was hitting on a bio TA today and at the same time helping her TA. the kids were doing histology sections of the human inner cheek cell and one girl calls me over to check out something odd in her slide. they had to take their own cheek samples. i found sperm in her sample swishing vigorously =) i laughed so hard everyone came over and had a look and the girl as of 3 pm has been AWOL from her section

-- "flyback"

 

[SWScorch]

haha that is pretty damn funny

 

[Kalvin00]

 

[imported_Hi]

LMFAO

 

[her209]

Funny! But I fail to see how this is helping him get closer to getting laid.

 

[Wallydraigle]

That's hilarious.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: her209
Funny! But I fail to see how this is helping him get closer to getting laid.

It's a step to have him anywhere NEAR someone without a penis, quite frankly.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: her209
Funny! But I fail to see how this is helping him get closer to getting laid.

It's a step to have him anywhere NEAR someone without a penis, quite frankly.

Finding a girl that likes to give head and then laughing her out of the room so she wont come back isn't really accomplishing that.

 

[shilala]

That's a hoot.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: notfred
Finding a girl that likes to give head and then laughing her out of the room so she wont come back isn't really accomplishing that.

Not to mention, would you want to kiss someone who was like that? :barf;

 

[Qwest]

eww, she didnt gargle before class?
or was she in action under the lab table?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: her209
Funny! But I fail to see how this is helping him get closer to getting laid.

It's a step to have him anywhere NEAR someone without a penis, quite frankly.

Finding a girl that likes to give head and then laughing her out of the room so she wont come back isn't really accomplishing that.

Well, he still has some slightly immature beliefs in that sector, as evidenced by the lines that came immediately after the monologue (I'm Weng, he's flyback)

[19:56] <Weng> Not like it's anything strange, 99% of college chicks smoke pole.
[19:57] <flyback> sluts
[19:57] <flyback> ugly whores

 

[TuffGirl]

good one

 

[cronos]

:laugh:

 

[eakers]

uhhhhh wouldn't the salvia kill the sperm?

 

[YetioDoom]

This screams urban legend.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

This screams shens.

 

[TheShiz]

shenanigans

 

[kranky]

I would bet this story is somewhere on Snopes.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: kranky
I would bet this story is somewhere on Snopes.

Find it, and I'll drive up to Pittsburgh personally and sodomize him with a Snopes printout.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: kranky
I would bet this story is somewhere on Snopes.

Find it, and I'll drive up to Pittsburgh personally and sodomize him with a Snopes printout.

Link.
When you get to Pittsburgh, buy me a beer.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: kranky
I would bet this story is somewhere on Snopes.

Find it, and I'll drive up to Pittsburgh personally and sodomize him with a Snopes printout.

Link.
When you get to Pittsburgh, buy me a beer.

I can't buy beer, I'm 18

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: kranky
I would bet this story is somewhere on Snopes.

Find it, and I'll drive up to Pittsburgh personally and sodomize him with a Snopes printout.

Link.
When you get to Pittsburgh, buy me a beer.

Hahahaha, owned.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Bullpucky. Never happened.,

 

[MacBaine]

I would ask you if it was that girlfriend of yours who got ass-rammed by two Chinos on a rowboat... but sperm can't live that long.

Unless she's still with them... which I wouldn't doubt. Heck, given a choice between two dirty mexicans with a rowboat, and a fat sack of sh!t living out of his mom's basement with absolutely no aspirations beyond going to some crappy satellite school where you'll undoubtedly wash out of and wind up tossing salad for crack money.... I'd have to say most people here would choose the amigos.