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[Platypus]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
I would ask you if it was that girlfriend of yours who got ass-rammed by two Chinos on a rowboat... but sperm can't live that long.

Unless she's still with them... which I wouldn't doubt. Heck, given a choice between two dirty mexicans with a rowboat, and a fat sack of sh!t living out of his mom's basement with absolutely no aspirations beyond going to some crappy satellite school where you'll undoubtedly wash out of and wind up tossing salad for crack money.... I'd have to say most people here would choose the amigos.

pulitzer prize, here we come.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
I would ask you if it was that girlfriend of yours who got ass-rammed by two Chinos on a rowboat... but sperm can't live that long.

Unless she's still with them... which I wouldn't doubt. Heck, given a choice between two dirty mexicans with a rowboat, and a fat sack of sh!t living out of his mom's basement with absolutely no aspirations beyond going to some crappy satellite school where you'll undoubtedly wash out of and wind up tossing salad for crack money.... I'd have to say most people here would choose the amigos.

Oh come on man, you couldn't even give me your lifer post? What the hell kind of dedication is that? I feel more cheated than I ever did by that whore. :brokenheart:

Unless you're planning something for two posts from now! :heart:

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: MacBaine
I would ask you if it was that girlfriend of yours who got ass-rammed by two Chinos on a rowboat... but sperm can't live that long.

Unless she's still with them... which I wouldn't doubt. Heck, given a choice between two dirty mexicans with a rowboat, and a fat sack of sh!t living out of his mom's basement with absolutely no aspirations beyond going to some crappy satellite school where you'll undoubtedly wash out of and wind up tossing salad for crack money.... I'd have to say most people here would choose the amigos.

Oh come on man, you couldn't even give me your lifer post? What the hell kind of dedication is that? I feel more cheated than I ever did by that whore. :brokenheart:

Unless you're planning something for two posts from now! :heart:

Obviously you're not worthy of number 10,000 grease boy

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: MacBaine
I would ask you if it was that girlfriend of yours who got ass-rammed by two Chinos on a rowboat... but sperm can't live that long.

Unless she's still with them... which I wouldn't doubt. Heck, given a choice between two dirty mexicans with a rowboat, and a fat sack of sh!t living out of his mom's basement with absolutely no aspirations beyond going to some crappy satellite school where you'll undoubtedly wash out of and wind up tossing salad for crack money.... I'd have to say most people here would choose the amigos.

Oh come on man, you couldn't even give me your lifer post? What the hell kind of dedication is that? I feel more cheated than I ever did by that whore. :brokenheart:

Unless you're planning something for two posts from now! :heart:

I don't think he is...

 

[villageidiot111]

I've heard this before. It is an urban legend.