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Funny insults and comebacks thread. Post you best

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FFactory0x

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"You couldnt hit water if you fell off a boat"

"Shut up you glasses wearing funny looking motha fvcker" <---- how can you reply to funny looking. HAHA

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
 
I was downtown Nashville one day and the Pro-Lifers were out, stopping ppl in the street and giving them graphic leaflets of aborted fetuses...

I had asked him to leave me alone but he going on and on about how bad abortion was... I finally got pissed off and told him:

"Your very existence negates your entire arguement"

He had a befuddled look on his face when I walked away.

🙂
 
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: apac
The JERK STORE called, they're all out of YOU!
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What's it matter? You're their all-time best seller!
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hehe that one was just on last night. I never saw the little "after the last commercial" bit before though--George learns that the guy's wife is in a coma, and he's in the car trying to coming up with another zinger... he goes "oh yeah? well the life support machine called... oh that's no good."
 
Your just pissed off because i could have been your daddy, but yo momma did not know how to make change for a $5.00.

The best part of your ran out of your mommas crack and wound up as a brown stain ont the mattress.
 
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