Don't know if it's a repost, but I think it's worth reading for us guys. 😀
Here is a guide to the points system that women use to rate men on the things they do
.............or don't do.
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed.......................................................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.......-1
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...........................-1
You leave the toilet seat up.........................................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.........................0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..........-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom..............-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings............+5
in the snow...................................................................................+8
but return with beer......................................................................-5
and no liners...............................................................................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night......................................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.........................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..................+5
You pummel it with a six iron......................................................+10
It's her cat...................................................................................-40
AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party.............................................0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College
drinking buddy..............................................................................-2
Named Tiffany...............................................................................-4
Tiffany is a dancer.......................................................................-10
With breast implants.................................................................-100
HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday...........................................................0
You buy a card and flowers...........................................................0
You take her out to dinner............................................................0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...................+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.................................................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.......................................................-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team..................................................-10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal.................................................................................0
The pal is happily married...........................................................+1
The pal is single..........................................................................-7
He drives a Ferrari.......................................................................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).............................-15
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie...............................................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes................................................+4
You take her to a movie you hate................................................+6
You take her to a movie you like..................................................-2
It's called Death Cop 3.................................................................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....................................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.................-15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly..............................................-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it......+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts............................................................................-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".......................-800
THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding........................................................-10
You reply, "Where?"...................................................................-35
You reply, "no, I think it's your ass"..........................................-100
Any other response....................................................................-20
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen,
displaying a concerned expression...............................................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes...................................................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience........+50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her
saying "well, what do you think I should do"..............................-50
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV...+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep...................-200
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