That noise drove me up the wall, but I didn't call Frito-Lay to bitch about it.
They have to respond to their consumers. Consumers are their bread and butter.Seriously? People are bitching that a (compostable) snack chip bag is too fucking noisy?
No, you need to tell your consumers to shut the fuck up and close their mouths when they feed from the trough.
I've noticed it's not really the bag that does it, but the big fat hand that is rustling around in the bag trying to find the chip shaped like Elvis.
Thank god. Now ATOT'ers can sleep when their fat girlfriends get up in the middle of the night to stuff their faces.
Allah has smiled on you all.
Wow, hyperbole much?
You're right, I'm sure there's no way for them to make a bag both biodegradable and not excessively noisy...oh wait: http://inspiredeconomist.com/2010/09/09/the-answer-to-the-super-loud-sunchips-bag/
In fact, reading up on the Sun Chips bag, it seems like they deliberately made it noisy, so this seems like a huge marketing stunt more than anything.
Hmm maybe ALL chip bags should be made this way and the fatties will stop buying so much!
There is no way people would stop buying the chips because the bag is loud though... They should just keep doing what they are doing...
I'll convert to solar power and ride a bike to work if I can blast Pantera in your office for 8 hours a day. Think of all of the polar bears we'll save, as long as your delicate ears can handle it.
