Friend is real SIck SERIOUSLY REPLIES ONLY

[Mill]

OK, my friend came over about an hour ago and we drank some beer. He si 19 and I am 21 so he is undersage. He was already slurring his speech because he told me he had been taking Clonopens and some other pills. I went to take the dog out and I came back and he is vomitting. He won't answer me but he keeps throwing up green stuff and slurring his speech. He is underage and IC an't get into any trouble. What can I do? Can I just dump him in fornt of an ER and leave? Serious Replies only!

Pic 1 of friend throwing up

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[Spoooon]

You can take him to the ER. Just take him in. The nurse or whoever probably won't care.

 

[imported_Tomato]

If you're serious Mill, get off AT, keep him vomiting, take him to the ER stat.

 

[ViRGE]

Mill, it's only a so-so parody; 6/10.

 

[dawks]

Bahaha..... good luck champ.

 

[fs5]

just let him throw it all up... depending on how many pills he's taken of course.

 

[MazerRackham]

This can't be real... but yeah I'd take him to the hospital. He won't get in trouble for being drunk and underage at the same time. They might call his parents, but that sounds like it would do him some good.

 

[BatmanNate]

Undersage.......into the Silvia Divinorum again, hmmm?

 

[Yax]

Take him to the hospital and deal with the consequences later.

Your fault for providing the alcohol so suffer, but take some responsibility and save his life will ya.:frown:

 

[Kalvin00]

Parody?

If not, take him to the ER now.

If parody, you suck.

 

[iwearnosox]

Jesus Christ, another one?

Get to the hospital you stupid ass, the trouble you'll get into (if any, I doubt you will) pales into comparison to the charges against you if he should die.

 

[Platypus]

I know you know much more about how to handle this than that

 

[AvesPKS]

Administer 12oz everclear, bonged. It worked for my friend, seriously.

 

[Ausm]

Call 911 get an ambulance and say he just came over and looked very sick and passed out.


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[Pliablemoose]

I suggest setting him on fire to destroy the evidence.

6.5/10

 

[iwearnosox]

This is a parody?

MILL FOR BAN.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Mill, it's only a so-so parody; 6/10.

Yeah, it's too out of character for you.

What you have to do is convince a noob to do it. Then it's more believable.

Just remember, everyone, you're never responsible for your own actions! You should be able to do whatever you want and not bear any consequences.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

If it's a parody, you really suck. If it's not a parody, take him to the ER already.

 

 

[Jzero]

You need to write to your congressman about the dire need to ban guns, drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, internal combustion engines, and carbon-based life forms without which this tragedy would obviously never have occurred.

 

[Mill]

I cannot get into anymore trouble right now. I am not calling an ambulance. Can I jsut drop him in front of an ER. It is not my fauly, he brought vbeer over too.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Mill
I cannot get into anymore trouble right now. I am not calling an ambulance. Can I jsut drop him in front of an ER. It is not my fauly, he brought vbeer over too.

It's all his fault!

 

[tweakmm]

6/10. :beer:

Your not fooling me man

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Jzero
You need to write to your congressman about the dire need to ban guns, drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, internal combustion engines, and carbon-based life forms without which this tragedy would obviously never have occurred.

Exactly! You should never be at any danger from anything. And if you are, it's someone elses' fault.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Dump him off in front of the ER. Then bail!