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[bootymac]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
dude fvck that ER stuff its too late you have to kill him and dispose of the body...see i told you that acid would someday come in handy for melting down bodies..

but nooo you never belived me.....

oh before you do that take pictures of him with funny stuff on like a wig and doodle on his face with a permanant marker...

Dress him up in your mom's clothing too, and take pics of you flushing the toilet with his head in it!

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Sysadmin

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

So what you are telling us you are full of $hit then?


Sysadmin

We got a real quick wit here.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

No, it didn't. You suck at teh parody and assume that people spend their lives here and are in touch with the context you intended. It didn't take me long to figure it out but in the end it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Wait till he's dead, then knock out his teeth so there will be no fillings to match up with dental records, put him in that lime pit you have in your back yard, scatter teeth, you're covered.

WTH are you doing allowing an asian to drink? You know they don't have the enzymes to properly digest alcohol.

How do I cut up his body? I don't even have the necessary power tools. Go buy a chain saw? Won't that be loud?

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: Sysadmin

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

So what you are telling us you are full of $hit then?


Sysadmin

We got a real quick wit here.

Blow me....


Sysadmin

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

No, it didn't. You suck at teh parody and assume that people spend their lives here and are in touch with the context you intended. It didn't take me long to figure it out but in the end it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

Someone takes Anandtech WAY TOO seriously.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: werk
5/10...you're slipping, man.

I will admit that it wasn't in as great of detail as I normally use, but look at all the people that fell for it. I couldn't go into too much detail if I was going to act drunk and scared. It was a hard character to play. My agent booked me a sh!tty gig this time.

aaaah damn never thought i'd see the day we would catch Mill slipping....*busts two caps in his ass and walks away*.....

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Sifl
it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

I disagree completely.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Wait till he's dead, then knock out his teeth so there will be no fillings to match up with dental records, put him in that lime pit you have in your back yard, scatter teeth, you're covered.

WTH are you doing allowing an asian to drink? You know they don't have the enzymes to properly digest alcohol.

How do I cut up his body? I don't even have the necessary power tools. Go buy a chain saw? Won't that be loud?

No need, as long as no one digs through the lime pit for a couple of weeks

Remember to spray ammonia over the blood spatters to destroy the blood spatters so there can be no DNA matching.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

No, it didn't. You suck at teh parody and assume that people spend their lives here and are in touch with the context you intended. It didn't take me long to figure it out but in the end it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

Someone takes Anandtech WAY TOO seriously.

Really? Who's to say that I'm not the one fvcking with you now?

 

[iwearnosox]

burp.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

No, it didn't. You suck at teh parody and assume that people spend their lives here and are in touch with the context you intended. It didn't take me long to figure it out but in the end it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

Someone takes Anandtech WAY TOO seriously.

Really? Who's to say that I'm not the one fvcking with you now?

Dammit! I KNEW IT! you had me, jerk!

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

No, it didn't. You suck at teh parody and assume that people spend their lives here and are in touch with the context you intended. It didn't take me long to figure it out but in the end it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

Someone takes Anandtech WAY TOO seriously.

Really? Who's to say that I'm not the one fvcking with you now?

Oh SNAP!

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

No, it didn't. You suck at teh parody and assume that people spend their lives here and are in touch with the context you intended. It didn't take me long to figure it out but in the end it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

Someone takes Anandtech WAY TOO seriously.

Really? Who's to say that I'm not the one fvcking with you now?

Who is to say I wasn't fvcking with you back because I knew you were fvcking with me. 100x!

 

[3point14]

Maybe you should do a parody with the title saying "YAGT (my first one) I am one unlucky man." and have they body saying that your girlfriend was on the phone with you and started crying after she found out that you cheated on her, and now tonight she is going out with some tool.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Wait till he's dead, then knock out his teeth so there will be no fillings to match up with dental records, put him in that lime pit you have in your back yard, scatter teeth, you're covered.

WTH are you doing allowing an asian to drink? You know they don't have the enzymes to properly digest alcohol.

How do I cut up his body? I don't even have the necessary power tools. Go buy a chain saw? Won't that be loud?

just run over his body multiple times with the loaner A4, until its nice and mushy, then just wash the pulp down the nearest storm drain. don't worry about the A4, the dealer will wash it

 

[911paramedic]

I guess nobody bothered (or wanted) to see the pics, lmao.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
I guess nobody bothered (or wanted) to see the pics, lmao.

oh i saw the pics alright. nastiest vomit i ever saw :disgust:

 

[AkumaX]

eh.. coulda picked a better parody thread...

such as "! Just got my car BROKEN INTO!!!" - broken glass everywhere, they took my stereo, cds, backpack...

good parody: "aarrgghh.. found some stuff in a car..." - the window was "brittle" and broke to pieces when i touched it, this guy's got really crappy taste in cds

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
eh.. coulda picked a better parody thread...

such as "! Just got my car BROKEN INTO!!!" - broken glass everywhere, they took my stereo, cds, backpack...

good parody: "aarrgghh.. found some stuff in a car..." - the window was "brittle" and broke to pieces when i touched it, this guy's got really crappy taste in cds

That's moronic.

 

[element]

This parody gets 8/10 YAWNS on the yawn-o-meter.

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: element®
This parody gets 8/10 YAWNS on the yawn-o-meter.

Who's VW van is in that video - Roger's or DurocShark's ??

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

My friend is dead drunk too. How do I help him?

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Sifl
it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

I disagree completely.

:beer:

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Sifl
I'd like a screen cap of the mod nuking your account for this. 800x600, jpg please.

Dude, chill... way to be a party pooper.

This is not a party it's an virtual extension of your stupidity.

I can tell this thread went WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right over your head.

No, it didn't. You suck at teh parody and assume that people spend their lives here and are in touch with the context you intended. It didn't take me long to figure it out but in the end it's not even funny, entertaining, insightful, useful or otherwise worthy of the virtual paper it's enscribed on.

Someone takes Anandtech WAY TOO seriously.

Really? Who's to say that I'm not the one fvcking with you now?

Who is to say I wasn't fvcking with you back because I knew you were fvcking with me. 100x!

And just how deep does the rabit hole go?:beer: