French Kissing (this is NOT a gross thread)

Maverick2002

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It just struck me as being odd ..... is there a way to do it right? Not to say I'm doing it wrong, but I'm just wondering if there's a set of guidelines or something hehe wow this is a weird thread.
 

Electric Amish

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The only right way to do it is to not force it upon your partner.

Oh, and try to have brushed your teeth recently. ;)


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fatbaby

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4 simple rules:

Rule #1: ALWAYS close your eyes whenever you are kissing someone. ALWAYS. It's rude to stare.

Rule #2: Breath must be fresh, so partner will keep it connected, use a tic-tac, gum, or cologne (recommended)

Rule #3: Do not force upon the kiss. You both must agree on it.

Rule #4: Under no circumstances, even if in a life and death situation, are you to miss your partners mouth. If aim is very bad, practice kissing an apple 2 feet away from you.

So be patient, take your time, and you'll have a good time.

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jehh

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<< It just struck me as being odd ..... is there a way to do it right? Not to say I'm doing it wrong, but I'm just wondering if there's a set of guidelines or something hehe wow this is a weird thread. >>



No, I think this sort of thing comes naturally to a point...

If it feels good to both of you, you're doing it right, if it is weird, then you might need to change something...

Ignore the silly stuff you see in most movies, they usually don't actually French Kiss...

Jason
 

RedRooster

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If you can do it in the attic, she'll be beggin for it in the basement more often than not.
 

LethalWolfe

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Rule #2: Breath must be fresh, so partner will keep it connected, use a tic-tac, gum, or cologne (recommended)
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cologne for fresh breath? Maybe some breath spray stuff, but cologne? :confused:


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ATLien247

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I've always been partial to mimicking how they do it in lesbian pr0n flicks. This method has served me well thus far... ;)

<edit>Of course, this is only relevant after things have gotten hot and heavy. One would not want to begin with this method.</edit>
 

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<< Rule #4: Under no circumstances, even if in a life and death situation, are you to miss your partners mouth. If aim is very bad, practice kissing an apple 2 feet away from you. >>



LMFAO !! Now THAT would suck !
 

jehh

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<< I've always been partial to mimicking how they do it in lesbian pr0n flicks. This method has served me well thus far... ;) >>



Yes, but it must actually be porn MARKETED to women, not to men...

To women, kissing is VERY serious, it is a deep close connection that matters to many of them more than sex itself...

Ask her sometimes what she wants, don't be afraid to talk about it... More tongue, less... tilt your head more, less... etc... Ask her what SHE wants...

Make her happy, and she will make you happy...

As for the comment above about the attic and basement, that is also true... Everyone should try the basement on a women, you might well be surprised how happy it makes both of you... :D

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PhiI2e

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<<If you can do it in the attic, she'll be beggin for it in the basement more often than not>>

Yea Baby!
 

Soybomb

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<< Rule #1: ALWAYS close your eyes whenever you are kissing someone. ALWAYS. It's rude to stare. >>


Amateur ;) Perhaps don't keep your eyes open all the time, but it can often really increase the closeness of the moment.


<< Rule #4: Under no circumstances, even if in a life and death situation, are you to miss your partners mouth. If aim is very bad, practice kissing an apple 2 feet away from you. >>

You have much to learn young jedi :D Many times we've both enjoyed a laugh as one of us gets the others nose, bump glasses, etc. Just relax and enjoy it, don't worry about trying to make yourself out to be the perfect kisser.
 

LethalWolfe

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<< I've always been partial to mimicking how they do it in lesbian pr0n flicks. This method has served me well thus far... ;) >>



Yes, but it must actually be porn MARKETED to women, not to men...

To women, kissing is VERY serious, it is a deep close connection that matters to many of them more than sex itself...

Ask her sometimes what she wants, don't be afraid to talk about it... More tongue, less... tilt your head more, less... etc... Ask her what SHE wants...

Make her happy, and she will make you happy...

As for the comment above about the attic and basement, that is also true... Everyone should try the basement on a women, you might well be surprised how happy it makes both of you... :D

Jason
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Jehh, WTF? Man, you don't know sh|t 'bout women. Hell, what should I expect from some Texas sheep-rider who'd pick Ezri over Jadzia... :cool: [duffman] boo-yeah [/duffman] :D


The thread maybe gone from page 1, but it'll always be here in spirit. :)
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dafatha00

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Amateur Perhaps don't keep your eyes open all the time, but it can often really increase the closeness of the moment.

hahaha, i think it'd be hella weird to look and see some big curious eyes staring back at me
 

Maverick2002

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<< Rule #4: Under no circumstances, even if in a life and death situation, are you to miss your partners mouth. If aim is very bad, practice kissing an apple 2 feet away from you. >>



ROFL ..... ok I'm done laughing HAHAHAHAHHAAH ok I'm not HAHAHHAAH ROFLMAO ..... ok

We got a good thing going, she's actually into it more than I am (at least it seems so) and that's Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

So is THIS how you do it? :p-:p
 

jehh

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<< Rule #1: ALWAYS close your eyes whenever you are kissing someone. ALWAYS. It's rude to stare. >>


Amateur ;) Perhaps don't keep your eyes open all the time, but it can often really increase the closeness of the moment.
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VERY true...

Another point... When you're having sex, consider looking in your partners eyes, most imporant at the end...

It can be a VERY powerful experience...

The point of all this is not the physical act, it is that it brings you closer to the person you love...

Jason
 

jehh

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Jehh, WTF? Man, you don't know sh|t 'bout women. Hell, what should I expect from some Texas sheep-rider who'd pick Ezri over Jadzia... :cool: [duffman] boo-yeah [/duffman] :D

The thread maybe gone from page 1, but it'll always be here in spirit. :)
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Hmm, had some "bad experiences with women" my friend? :D:D:D

Seriouslly... All I know are Texas women, perhaps they are just different... What I do know is that women that I've personally been with usually like a man who is interested in what they want, and actually listens when they reply...

As for the Dax thing, I just have better taste, it isn't your fault... :p Jadzia is average, boring, simple... Ezri is sexy, hot, and very yummy...

"Of course that's just my opinion, and I could be wrong..."

Hmm, perhaps I should go find that thread and kick it up again... :D:D:D

Jason
 

jehh

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<< ...causes chapped lips.

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What causes chapped lips?

Nothing I've ever done with a woman causes that... Err... Is there something I haven't tried yet that I don't know about?

<frowns, teeth chattering, rubs hands together, shakes uncontrolably, worried that he might have missed something>

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TallBill

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heh.. yeah.. i always look into my gf's eyes.. no matter what we're doing.. much more powerful.. much much more...
 
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<< The point of all this is not the physical act, it is that it brings you closer to the person you love... >>



Your supposed to love the girl your making out with :confused: ???????
I always thought I was satisfing a primal urge with some chick I met at a party.


Hmmm, maybe thats why I haven't had a relationship in quite awhile.
 

sweetrobin

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You guys make it sound like all there is to kissing is lips ... its a whole lot more than that .. a gaze .. a touch ... a breath ... its all a part of the seduction of kissing ... if you want to know how to be a better kisser .. ask the one you are kissing .. ask what she likes and if she prefers it when you do this (give demonstrations) or if you do this (try a different technique) it can be fun for both of you ... kissing is a very intimate pass time ... you should enjoy and have fun with it ... if you do .. more than likely she will ... the kissing with eyes open is weird to me .. but i agree on the making love and looking in to your partners eyes ...
 

jehh

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<< The point of all this is not the physical act, it is that it brings you closer to the person you love... >>



Your supposed to love the girl your making out with :confused: ???????
I always thought I was satisfing a primal urge with some chick I met at a party.

Hmmm, maybe thats why I haven't had a relationship in quite awhile.
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Well, ok... If the two of you just want to suck face, that is cool too... :D

Actually, sometimes just making out with someone like that can be fun, but in the long run it gets boring...

My 3.2 cents...

Jason