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lebowsky

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"Read the life-changing story of how Jack Martin left his life in the Carnival, alcohol and drugs to become a Christian."

Damn, he left all that?
 
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XFreebie

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lol the truth for youth main page says "you don't have permission to right click"

strange my right click still works fine.
 
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worms

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Duh...only true believers lack permission to right click. If god wanted us to right click, don't you think he would have made us with built-in mice. Some people...
 
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ValsalvaYourHeartOut

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<< Duh...only true believers lack permission to right click. If god wanted us to right click, don't you think he would have made us with built-in mice. Some people... >>



I know, man!! I mean, if god didn't want us to perform abortions, then don't you think he would have prevented it from being invented?

Valsalva
 
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DealMonkey

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"...a powerful witnessing tool." Wonder what they mean by that?

Reminds me of those Chick Publications some people left all over the place...

"Most Christians want to witness, but many never do. With AnandTech Forums, it's so easy you'll ENJOY it."
 
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udonoogen

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<< Duh...only true believers lack permission to right click. If god wanted us to right click, don't you think he would have made us with built-in mice. Some people... >>

I know, man!! I mean, if god didn't want us to perform abortions, then don't you think he would have prevented it from being invented? Valsalva >>



flaimbait
 
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klitscher

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<< Duh...only true believers lack permission to right click. If god wanted us to right click, don't you think he would have made us with built-in mice. Some people... >>



I know, man!! I mean, if god didn't want us to perform abortions, then don't you think he would have prevented it from being invented?

Valsalva >>




If God didn't love you, then don't you think he would have prevented you?
 
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Fritzo

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...and now we join our hero- SUPER CHRIST. As you last remember, Super Christ used his Holy Hand Grenade to knock down the wall of the secret lair of the Satons. As Super Christ walks in, the evil Satons hit him with thier diabolical FAST RAY!!!! Oh NO!!!! Super Christ is now stuck without eating for 40 days and 40 nights!!!! Will our hero survive? Find out next time in the next issue of SOOOOOOOPPPPPERRRR CHRRRRIIIISSSSSTTTT!!!!!!!



Oh man...I am SO going to hell :(
 
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ValsalvaYourHeartOut

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<< Duh...only true believers lack permission to right click. If god wanted us to right click, don't you think he would have made us with built-in mice. Some people... >>



I know, man!! I mean, if god didn't want us to perform abortions, then don't you think he would have prevented it from being invented?

Valsalva >>




If God didn't love you, then don't you think he would have prevented you? >>



Exactly!!! For instance, if God really loved all those people from 3rd world countries who have never heard of Jesus Christ, he would have found SOME WAY to let these people know of His existence. Otherwise, they all go to hell because they obviously cannot seek Jesus for salvation if they don't know of his existence. Therefore, God must not love these people.

Valsalva
 
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klitscher

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<< Duh...only true believers lack permission to right click. If god wanted us to right click, don't you think he would have made us with built-in mice. Some people... >>



I know, man!! I mean, if god didn't want us to perform abortions, then don't you think he would have prevented it from being invented?

Valsalva >>




If God didn't love you, then don't you think he would have prevented you? >>



Exactly!!! For instance, if God really loved all those people from 3rd world countries who have never heard of Jesus Christ, he would have found SOME WAY to let these people know of His existence. Otherwise, they all go to hell because they obviously cannot seek Jesus for salvation if they don't know of his existence. Therefore, God must not love these people.

Valsalva >>



I would not mind discussing this or any other issues you have with Christianity in off-topic or by email. Please PM me and we can work it out, as is, I don't believe this discussion belongs in Hot Deals (unless you know of any athiest 15" LCD monitors for ~$150)

Ken
 
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hkssupra69

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Maybe all you people should read the rules before posting in here rules. Please do not post in here if you have nothing better to do but insult people that are actually interested, and vasalva, there's a whole lot more to life than the confines of your ideologies.
 
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breweyez

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hey hkssupra69....dont let the dregs of humanity get you down. You have to remember, some people enjoy attacking what they dont understand.
 
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dimwit

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"Read the life-changing story of how Jack Martin left his life in the Carnival, alcohol and drugs to become a Christian."

There is nothing un-Christian about using alcohol! Jesus' first miracle was at the wedding feast. Catholics use real wine at Communion, even to kids. The non-drinking Christians (Baptists, Nazarenes, Fundamentalists, Mormons [semi-Christians])use man made rules.
 
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nikko

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hehe...here we go again....
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DealMonkey

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<< Maybe all you people should read the rules before posting in here rules. Please do not post in here if you have nothing better to do but insult people that are actually interested, and vasalva, there's a whole lot more to life than the confines of your ideologies. >>



hkssupra69, you just broke the rules by not posting on topic and using your post to attack/insult a fellow member. Perhaps you need to refamiliarize yourself with the rules of this forum...
 
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hkssupra69

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dealmonkey if you think what I said was an insult or an attack than the other comments in this thread are a whole lot worse by far in comparison. I was just commenting that he needs to expand his horizons and reminding everyone that they're not supposed to thread crap. You, I don't know what you saw in my comment.

moratorium was lifted for now
thread

If you guys think I'm the one breaking the rules, I'm just reminding you guys that were rules set and trying to stop all the thread crapping. One person starts it and then a whole flow of others follow because of the precedent set by that first person because others feel they have to give their 2 cents too. I made a follow up post because I wanted to defend myself, why should I be insulted and just it at that, I know none of you guys would just let it hang either because you have to have the last word in this whole matter. Valsalva, you just don't know when to stop, just because someone else posted a thread doesn't mean its okay for you to follow up on it with another off topic comment. Seriously, stop it, I don't understand why you feel like you have to post in here, it wasn't meant for you nor was the other thread.
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

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<< ...and now we join our hero- SUPER CHRIST. As you last remember, Super Christ used his Holy Hand Grenade to knock down the wall of the secret lair of the Satons. As Super Christ walks in, the evil Satons hit him with thier diabolical FAST RAY!!!! Oh NO!!!! Super Christ is now stuck without eating for 40 days and 40 nights!!!! Will our hero survive? Find out next time in the next issue of SOOOOOOOPPPPPERRRR CHRRRRIIIISSSSSTTTT!!!!!!!



Oh man...I am SO going to hell :( >>



I saw this coming so I tried to divert everyone's attention with a little bit of humor. Didn't work :confused:
 
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