FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[VoodooExtreme]

. Then I walked home...

 

[3615buck]

and found my wife

 

[hzl eyed grl]

lying in bed with

 

[3615buck]

both my brother and

 

[brock]

ronald mcdonald. so i

 

[Locutus of Board]

Grabbed his red hair.....

 

[Josh]

and turned this stick

 

[Locutus of Board]

into a big giant

 

[brock]

mcrib sandwich. it was

 

[snow patrol]

quite a tasty treat

 

[4824guy]

I then cut it

 

[Locutus of Board]

the cheese that is....

 

[Schola]

so very tasty

Schola

 

[IBhacknU]

I ate another. Next..

 

[3615buck]

I decided to go

 

[BiggieN]

and be post #500!

 

[rhinox99]

after finishing the cheese

 

[IBhacknU]

i grabbed my nuts

 

[BiggieN]

and screamed in pain

 

[3615buck]

but nobody could hear

 

[Mithras]

Because of the noise

 

[3615buck]

of the 50,000 aliens

 

[VoodooExtreme]

...who tried to analprobe...

 

[3615buck]

each other. Then they

 

[rhinox99]

decided to turn on