FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[Robert01]

nice, long, round, curvious ..

 

[Josh]

fat, pretty, tasty, gigantic

 

[kami]

hunting rifle. Then he

 

[Josh]

took the rifle and

 

[DirkBelig]

screamed, "Napster BAD!!!" Then,

 

[Robert01]

shot the rifle, hitting

 

[Locutus of Board]

Dirkbelig in the pee-pee

 

[4824guy]

while it was bleeding

 

[Josh]

and chicken. DirkBelig then

 

[Robert01]

grew another, so that

 

[Josh]

he could beat up

 

[bigvince]

ouch my dick hurts!

 

[Locutus of Board]

From beating it too

 

[Josh]

hard, so he changed

 

[Viperoni]

to a plastic model

 

[4824guy]

and kinda looked like

 

[cgclausen]

a small plastic pony

 

[DirkBelig]

in Al Gore's butt.

 

[bigben]

Which also stank of

 

[Robert01]

shanks from a bank

 

[Shudder]

though kinda like Madonna's

 

[ultravox]

"What's this?" she cried....

 

[4824guy]

"When can I finally

 

[Josh]

make sense of this

 

[snow patrol]

strange trout obsession that