FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[cgclausen]

spool of Cat5 wiring

 

[Redwingsguy]

she dropped the long

 

[Robert01]

solami. He said outloud ..

 

[cgclausen]

I did not have

 

[cgclausen]

a sexual relationship with

 

[Robert01]

Thunderbooty. Angrily, Thunderbooty threw

 

[vailman]

a steel letter opener

 

[Robert01]

hitting him right on

 

[Viperoni]

forehead causing a nasty

 

[Viperoni]

now known as his

 

[cgclausen]

major artery clogging device

 

[Robert01]

him to become very

 

[Ricksta]

very very very very

 

[|mpeg|]

in before the HAHA

 

[Xzaver]

but was to late

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

for the unsurmountable stench

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

non-sequitor cry of "SINEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

 

[chiwawa626]

and then Ralph Nader(?) walked in

 

[chiwawa626]

and all of a sudden

 

[chiwawa626]

he started stripping to

 

[Robert01]

Russ, who was very

 

[chiwawa626]

very, smart guy who

 

[Locutus of Board]

liked gerbils and hot

 

[Robert01]

pancakes. Ralph bent over

 

[Josh]

and Russ kissed his