FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[Adul]

Passed on to the

 

[DirkBelig]

most righteous Dirk Belligerent

 

[Locutus of Board]

general population a horrible

 

[snow patrol]

whom, alas could not

 

[Locutus of Board]

satisfy anyones needs. Poor

 

[DirkBelig]

Anna Nicole Smith ate

 

[cgclausen]

!

 

[cgclausen]

a really large blue

 

[snow patrol]

walnut, contaminated with dirty

 

[Locutus of Board]

anandtech threads with buttercream

 

[prodigy]

But then she wanted

 

[Impact55]

A saggy old man

 

[Spoooon]

to remove his shirt

 

[prodigy]

and stick his ****

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

on his ring finger

 

[RaDragon]

then one sunny day

 

[AngelOfDeath]

LOL!!!!

AoD

 

[Locutus of Board]

LOB and RaDragon went

 

[HigherGround]

to a women's bathroom

 

[RaDragon]

and saw kru with

 

[Locutus of Board]

a gerbil and ductape

 

[Isla]

and then someone said

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

wearing pink party hats

 

[HigherGround]

"kru, get your hairy..."

 

[DirkBelig]

Dean Stanton pictures out