FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[AlphaIVT]

AlphaIVT rules you all!

 

[Locutus of Board]

of AlphaIVT's smelly ass

<NPS>
You are such a nef
</nps>

 

[urbantechie]

and let me take

 

[Viperoni]

the time to say

 

[pen^2]

this thunderous boomstick and

 

[pen^2]

bubba is really great

 

[Bryan]

at sailing shrimpin' boats

 

[DirkBelig]

Meanwhile, back in the

 

[prodigy]

Anandtech headquarters, Anand was

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

splicing genes from AlphaIVT and

{Sorry, had to add an extra word }

 

[Bryan]

counting his loot with

 

[Locutus of Board]

Russ, who was

 

[Viperoni]

fixing the cisco router

 

[HigherGround]

which was broken by

 

[Bryan]

Paulson, who was neffing

 

[urbantechie]

and that is forbidden

 

[Bryan]

unless you're an Elite

 

[CyberTiger]

who would not say

 

[jhu]

bite me, i'm yours

 

[UG]

You savage rascal, you...

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Please, take me now.

 

[Pretender]

(continuing from hzl)

So Russ took him


[I'm gonna get banned, aren't I?]

 

[IronMike]

with Ron and Nicole

 

[Pretender]

to see the wizard

 

[zippy]

...and Ron Howard to...