FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[Locutus of Board]

Once upon a time

 

[Regine]

there was a forum...

 

[goog40]

and these three nekkid

 

[Adul]

RC5 crackers from distributed.net

 

[Stifko]

were starving for some

 

[Wangel]

The Mens Shower Room

 

[Adul]

But got instead some

 

[KingHam]

stupid lame ass thread

 

[prodigy]

and things never expected

 

[Locutus of Board]

except for an expectorant

 

[kru]

when out of the

 

[Locutus of Board]

butt of kru came

 

[Frenchie]

a really, really bad

 

[wolf550e]

Big Brested Blonde Bimbo

 

[LadyJessica]

She said, "I'm flat!"

 

[Locutus of Board]

and my butts fat

 

I said, "that's phat"

 

[kru]

and had surgery done

 

[Robb33]

to her small, withered

 

[snow patrol]

to remove excess blubber

 

[Robb33]

and to take away

 

and lot of rubber

 

[Robb33]

from her small withered

 

[Locutus of Board]

veins. Once she got

 

very sick and eventually