For the gym goers...

Bateluer

Lifer
Jun 23, 2001
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I don't say a thing, unless we were having a conversation before, and then its to continue the conversation, though one sided until they're done with their sets.

I enjoy a good conversation when I'm running, but there aren't many people I work with that can maintain my pace and talk at the same time, which is sad when you consider that my 7:30-8:00 minute mile time isn't that impressive.
 

wheresmybacon

Diamond Member
Sep 10, 2004
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I don't like socializing at the gym.

If it looks like someone's going to ask for a spot, I'll go get a drink of water or make a face like I have to take a shit.

I use dumbells 90%, and the other 10% of the time I figure if I fail I'll just dump the plates and hope I don't kill someone.

On the rare chance I am forced to spot someone, I'll say the usual stupid shit like the rest of you.
 

FP

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Feb 24, 2005
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"I don't know if you heard me counting but I just did a thousand"

"Oh the burn! It is so deep!"

and my personal favorite

"Here you have your ubulis muscle which connects to the upper dorsimus"

I try to use one of those lines each visit to the gym.
 

Capt Caveman

Lifer
Jan 30, 2005
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'you can do it'

'it's not a tumah'

'is that a banana in your pants or are you just glad to see me' :)
 

Sukhoi

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Dec 5, 1999
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Originally posted by: hungfarover
I don't like socializing at the gym.

If it looks like someone's going to ask for a spot, I'll go get a drink of water or make a face like I have to take a shit.

I use dumbells 90%, and the other 10% of the time I figure if I fail I'll just dump the plates and hope I don't kill someone.

On the rare chance I am forced to spot someone, I'll say the usual stupid shit like the rest of you.

Sounds like you don't lift hard.
 

wheresmybacon

Diamond Member
Sep 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: Sukhoi
Originally posted by: hungfarover
I don't like socializing at the gym.

If it looks like someone's going to ask for a spot, I'll go get a drink of water or make a face like I have to take a shit.

I use dumbells 90%, and the other 10% of the time I figure if I fail I'll just dump the plates and hope I don't kill someone.

On the rare chance I am forced to spot someone, I'll say the usual stupid shit like the rest of you.

Sounds like you don't lift hard.

Sounds like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.