For erections that last longer than 4 hours...

[toekramp]

in reality how long would you wait for medical assistance?

 

[neonerd]

stop drinking boner juice!!

(from SNL)

 

[PoPPeR]

well it's been 8 hours so far... so i'll let u know

 

[venk]

I wouldn't see a doctor, I would seek a few hookers.

 

[olds]

Anybody know if this will get locked?

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Anybody know if this will get locked?

wtf should it get locked

 

[xXped0thugXx]

what about less than 4 seconds

 

[0roo0roo]

when the gangrene sets in

 

[acemcmac]

In high school, with my first GF, I ran one from 2:30pm until 11pm at night. That was the night I learned what blue balls were.... she was so inept and I couldn't get away from her long enough to get it down

 

[ShotgunSteven]

I just called my doctor, she said she would be right over. I didn't know they still made house calls.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
I just called my doctor, she said she would be right over. I didn't know they still made house calls.

hahaha

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Anybody know if this will get locked?

Nobody knows.

 

[Chunkee]

it is called priapism

can be very painful

also occurs from certain spinal cord injuries

jC

 

[Toastedlightly]

IBL!

 

[cmdrmoocow]

looks like you took the 'brag to your friends' approach.

 

[T2T III]

You taking Cialis??

 

[Ikonomi]

You realize that your penis will start to die with no blood circulation for that long, right?

 

[her209]

Wait til it falls off, throw it in a cooler packed with ice. Then go to the dentist.

 

[Conky]

Do a google image search for Rosie O'Donnell, STAT!

:laugh:

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
I just called my doctor, she said she would be right over. I didn't know they still made house calls.

LOL :beer::thumbsup:

 

[tranceport]

My doctor said with my size.. Anything over 30 minutes could kill me....

jk

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
In high school, with my first GF, I ran one from 2:30pm until 11pm at night. That was the night I learned what blue balls were.... she was so inept and I couldn't get away from her long enough to get it down

That's not inept, that's a tease.

 

[thirdlegstump]

The first time I've ever had sex, I had an erection for 8 hours straight but damn! it did not feel good. It actually hurt and felt like the thing froze in it's shape and monsterous size. We both got exhausted eventually and I did not ejac although she was going crazy. Now I last about an hour at most. Oh well.

 

[Red Dawn]

Just rub some Preparation H on it. If it shrinks roids it should shrink yer bulging vein.

I knew a guy who accidentally used it instead of Toothpaste. He ended up with receding gums.

 

[jobuRAVE]

I was fooling around for 8 hours over the summer and when we finished at 5am, I could not pee for at least an hour. I think I tried to pee so hard I ended up blowing up blood vessels in my face! :Q