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For erections that last longer than 4 hours...

In high school, with my first GF, I ran one from 2:30pm until 11pm at night. That was the night I learned what blue balls were.... she was so inept and I couldn't get away from her long enough to get it down
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
In high school, with my first GF, I ran one from 2:30pm until 11pm at night. That was the night I learned what blue balls were.... she was so inept and I couldn't get away from her long enough to get it down

That's not inept, that's a tease.
 
The first time I've ever had sex, I had an erection for 8 hours straight but damn! it did not feel good. It actually hurt and felt like the thing froze in it's shape and monsterous size. We both got exhausted eventually and I did not ejac although she was going crazy. Now I last about an hour at most. Oh well.
 
Just rub some Preparation H on it. If it shrinks roids it should shrink yer bulging vein.

I knew a guy who accidentally used it instead of Toothpaste. He ended up with receding gums.
 
I was fooling around for 8 hours over the summer and when we finished at 5am, I could not pee for at least an hour. I think I tried to pee so hard I ended up blowing up blood vessels in my face! :Q
 
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