- Jan 22, 2001
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Not to condone violence or anything, but for the sake of entertainment; I propose a thread about 2 different states. You choose the states, and mix them into military action. Then list the reasons, or explain why you think the state you have chosen wins. You can, of course, be serious or humorous if you like. 
Ready?
Go!
Florida vs. California
Soldiers Team Florida: Old People, Plethora of eager Teens, N'Sync, Illegal immigrants who despise Cali. for some unknown reason.
Soldiers Team California: IT professionals, Old people, More teens, Illegal immigrants who despise Fla. for some unknown reason.
The industrial machines of the states commence into action after the first news of eminent battle reaches the heads of state.
Florida converts as many elderly people's Lincolns and Cadillac?s as possible into make shift tanks.
California sets up an automotive all out, buy commandeering all Californian automobiles in order to use them offensively in Florida.
Outcome: Florida wins, barely.
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Reason for outcome:
The industrial might of California was gravely impaired when the state blacked out, leaving the massive computers that ran the war machine ineffective. Without the help of a strong communication/logistics backbone the IT professionals sat waiting in their chairs for the power to come back on.
The older people of Cali. drove with the teens to Florida and raided the homes of N'Sync in Orlando, which served as multiple Floridian pseudo-command centers. The N'Sync Command centers were destroyed along with the N'Sync figureheads.
Florida responded sending the makeshift tanks into battle with the Californian cars, but the number of Californian cars was too great for them. The ill-equipped Floridian roads quickly jammed with the increased traffic, and the illegal immigrants of Florida took advantage of this situation, and stole all the California cars they could. Then they drove them back to California, where the sitting IT professionals made easy targets. The teens of Florida were joined by the teens of Cali. in Florida, where they just had LAN parties and played video games. The illegal immigrants of Cali. raided the Canadian city of Ottawa an after misunderstanding key English instructions.
After the H-bomb was dropped on Sacramento via the space shuttle, California surrendered to Florida, then Florida quickly renamed California, Florafornia.
Ready?
Go!
Florida vs. California
Soldiers Team Florida: Old People, Plethora of eager Teens, N'Sync, Illegal immigrants who despise Cali. for some unknown reason.
Soldiers Team California: IT professionals, Old people, More teens, Illegal immigrants who despise Fla. for some unknown reason.
The industrial machines of the states commence into action after the first news of eminent battle reaches the heads of state.
Florida converts as many elderly people's Lincolns and Cadillac?s as possible into make shift tanks.
California sets up an automotive all out, buy commandeering all Californian automobiles in order to use them offensively in Florida.
Outcome: Florida wins, barely.
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Reason for outcome:
The industrial might of California was gravely impaired when the state blacked out, leaving the massive computers that ran the war machine ineffective. Without the help of a strong communication/logistics backbone the IT professionals sat waiting in their chairs for the power to come back on.
The older people of Cali. drove with the teens to Florida and raided the homes of N'Sync in Orlando, which served as multiple Floridian pseudo-command centers. The N'Sync Command centers were destroyed along with the N'Sync figureheads.
Florida responded sending the makeshift tanks into battle with the Californian cars, but the number of Californian cars was too great for them. The ill-equipped Floridian roads quickly jammed with the increased traffic, and the illegal immigrants of Florida took advantage of this situation, and stole all the California cars they could. Then they drove them back to California, where the sitting IT professionals made easy targets. The teens of Florida were joined by the teens of Cali. in Florida, where they just had LAN parties and played video games. The illegal immigrants of Cali. raided the Canadian city of Ottawa an after misunderstanding key English instructions.
After the H-bomb was dropped on Sacramento via the space shuttle, California surrendered to Florida, then Florida quickly renamed California, Florafornia.
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