Floating: It's NOT Sex!

[pelov]

Floating sounds pretty sweet.

I do wonder whether they recite scripture while they're pounding at each other's cornholes.

 

[BladeVenom]

Floating sounds pretty sweet.

Sounds like something from Tantric Sex.

 

[akahoovy]

It's not floating, it's soaking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlQehlbuQFc&feature=player_detailpage#t=75s

 

[rh71]

TMI

TM"M"s in Mormon.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Wait... so how does he keep it hard while he's reciting scripture? That's talent.

 

[Anonemous]

Wait... so how does he keep it hard while he's reciting scripture? That's talent.

Magic underwear

 

[davmat787]

The truth is not BS, it's just the truth.

Will you accept a message board full of Mormon BYU students and grads as a source? "Wade" through this, then:

http://cougarguard.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11747

Trying to link this "floating" thing as some regular occurance on the BYU campus and/or among mormons based on that thread you link doesn't really make sense. I am on page 2, and it seems like only a couple have heard of it, they aren't saying it is some mormon thing, lol.

Surely the only reason this would be posted is because of the tangential link to.... ROMNEY!!! lol, there are so many other more worthy things to discuss.

And you have an actual Mormon above who went to BYU providing an opinion too, but I am sure since you heard it on some comedy show, it must be true!!

If you want to talk some mormon BS, how about them Huntsman girls!!! :awe:

To be clear: what truth are you suggesting the link to the thread provides?

 

[DigDog]

OP , don't know *where* you got that mormon info but, i'm sold.

 

[Paratus]

<3rd Eye Blind>How do I get back to the place where I fell asleep inside you</3rd Eye Blind>

Well apparently you drive to Utah.

 

[sandorski]

Could be an interesting Sex Game/Challenge.

 

[davmat787]

Also perknose, care to share a link to your self described "googlefu" that you quote in your OP, but don't provide a link to?

 

[Imp]

If one party adjusts their positon while "floating", does god send them straight to hell?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

If one party adjusts their positon while "floating", does god send them straight to hell?

Yes

 

[BoberFett]

I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

Shocked that Perknose would post yet another vague, insulting excerpt from some random comedian, call it truth, and try to put a political spin on it so he can stump for the blue team.

And post it in the wrong forum...

 

[lothar]

If one party adjusts their positon while "floating", does god send them straight to hell?

Depends on whether "friction" is involved or not.

 

[Binarycow]

i am making love to my wife right now while typing this post. seriously. what does that make me?

 

[DAGTA]

i am making love to my wife right now while typing this post. seriously. what does that make me?

A bad lover?

 

[Binarycow]

A bad lover?

mama was very satisfied at the end. She told me to put my ipad down before rolling over and starting to snore

 

[OlafSicky]

Is this serious?

 

[Proprioceptive]

Is this serious?

No, and anyone who actually believes this should float on.

 

[Perknose]

To be clear: what truth are you suggesting the link to the thread provides?

"The link" again: http://cougarguard.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11747

To be clear: that floating is an actual, real life practice amongst some Mormons. That clear enough for you?

Also perknose, care to share a link to your self described "googlefu" that you quote in your OP, but don't provide a link to?

The very first listing.

Surely the only reason this would be posted is because of the tangential link to.... ROMNEY!!!

Shocked that Perknose would post yet another vague, insulting excerpt from some random comedian, call it truth, and try to put a political spin on it so he can stump for the blue team.

"My penor is in her cooch but it's not sex 'cause I'm not thrusting and we're both reading Mormon by-laws, so we're both still virgins!"

^^^ Floating is jaw-dropping, monumentally weird, transparently obvious hypocrisy fueled by religion.

But the P&N Patrol gets all butthurt and focuses instead on my throwaway joke about Romney. So defensive, so off the main point! Must have struck a nerve!

 

[dennilfloss]

I'm guessing floaters don't get along with flushers?

 

[Destiny]

Okay - so stick penis in, but no moving back and forth (no thrusting) or no friction= so its called floating... but what if she use her "muscles" and squeeze it? Is that still called floating? I've dated some girls who like to squeeze before the big O...

 

[Destiny]

What about the floaters' nemeses, those they always raise a stink about: flushers?

have a douche bag ready just in case?

 

[dennilfloss]

Okay - so stick penis in, but no moving back and forth (no thrusting) or no friction= so its called floating... but what if she use her "muscles" and squeeze it? Is that still called floating? I've dated some girls who like to squeeze before the big O...

Then she's a pincher.