flight attendant denied me the right to poo for over 10 minutes!

[MrDudeMan]

ok...so this weekend i get seriously ill and have to spend some time in the ER at 3:30 in the morning

i get the IV's and the drugs and im getting a little better (i had been throwing up nonstop the day before) and the best part...SERIOUS, uncontrollable, diarrhea..

i know thats gross, but you guys are old enough to hear it..anyways


i have a flight home later that day (i was visiting my dad in st. paul, MN) and the diarrhea had yet to subside


im on the plane, i feel it coming, i get up to go to the bathroom and she yelled from the front "SIR SIT DOWN THE SEATBELT SIGN IS ON" and the guy in the back yelled the same thing and wouldnt let me by...

so i said to myself "ok, i can hold it, ill sit and not cause a scene"


few minutes later, light isnt off, i get up to go again because its approaching t-2 minutes and i HAD to go, but here they are again, SIT DOWN SIR

i was like "ma'am i have an emergency and i need to use the restroom"....."im sorry sir, you are not allowed to get up, its the law"

so im pissed off now because i have to go really bad and i dont wanna sh1t in my seat, so i just came right out and said it

me..."ma'am i hate to be rude but i have been really sick and i have to diarrhea like no ones business. id really like to use the toilet in private but if i have to use the

barf bag, i will."

before she could speak, the guy next to me chimed in..."please let him go"

she moved out of the way (after almost 15 minutes) and let me use the restroom


end of story, sorry for the grotesque nature of this but i felt the need to bitch about it



it wasnt fair that the only way they would move was if i completely embarassed myself by saying what was actually wrong and why i had to go

 

[Bulk Beef]

the guy next to me chimed in..."please let him go"

I'll bet he did.

 

[Rudee]

Man, that's just the $hits. I bet you were stinking mad.

 

[MrDudeMan]

yep, i would have said the same thing if i was him..

on the other hand, i would have let any passenger being that assertive use the restroom a lot sooner

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: sward666

the guy next to me chimed in..."please let him go"

I'll bet he did.

I would have said the same thing.

 

[KK]

You should have shat in the seat or in the aisle. Somewhere that they would have to clean up.

KK

 

[onza]

0_o

hehe

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: sward666

the guy next to me chimed in..."please let him go"

I'll bet he did.

I would have said the same thing.

no disagreement from me

 

[falias]

"...but if i have to use the barf bag, i will."

*shudder*

What would you have really done? Let it go in the pants?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: KK
You should have shat in the seat or in the aisle. Somewhere that they would have to clean up.

KK

it crossed my mind, but i would never do something like that in front of little kids or old women, it would be too weird

if it was only guys and middle aged women, hell yeah drop the pants, spray and pray

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: falias

"...but if i have to use the barf bag, i will."

*shudder*

What would you have really done? Let it go in the pants?

no i would have done anything but go in my pants...if it came down to it, i would have either physically moved her out of the way or gone to an empty window seat and gone in a barf bag...seriously

this was my first of two flights and i had no change of clothes..i was not about to ruin them

 

[Shaka]

they probably thought you were a terrorist or something

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Shaka
they probably thought you were a terrorist or something

haha well the guy next to me was talking about bombs the whole time so i dont think the spotlight was on me until this "incident"

 

[Walleye]

omg he's got a bomb on the plane!

EDIT: just saw your latest post, the bomb i was referring to was your ass.

that is not, however, to say that "your ass is da bomb."

screw it, im leaving. this is getting too wierd.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Walleye
omg he's got a bomb on the plane!

hehe i had a different kind of bomb though

 

[Walleye]

Read edit ^

 

[Greyd]

Man...i bet you had to JET to the bathroom. HAHAHAHA

*ba bum bum ching*

 

[Zenmervolt]

Stewardesses and Stewards have to put up with so much crap though. I'd guess that better than 90% of the time a person who gets up like that is just an ass, and he's liable to sue the airline if something happens to him when he was in the bathroom. I can see it in court now, "The stewardess should have known that I needed to be belted in for my own safety.".

I know that it was different in your case, but the airlines train the stewardesses and stewards not to let anyone up, and it's their job that's on the line if they don't go by the book. And they just aren't used to dealing with people who legitimately in need of going to the restroom.

ZV

 

[Bulk Beef]

It could have been worse - you could have been the infamous beef-a-roni guy.

 

[Greyd]

Originally posted by: sward666
It could have been worse - you could have been the infamous beef-a-roni guy.

????

 

[iwearnosox]

Someone's about to deny your right to poo around here for two weeks or so.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: Shaka
they probably thought you were a terrorist or something

The poo bomber :Q

 

[narzy]

I am LMFAO at this thread, but also thinking its the passengers responsiblity to be fit to fly...make of it what you will, but if you got the drip, don't take the trip.

BTW you have no RIGHT to poo, its no where in the laws or constitution that gives you any such right. any jury or judge who would hear any case and not throw it out are a bunch of red neck tardo's!

 

[CallTheFBI]

LoL. I feel sorry for the guy who had to use the toilet after you.

 

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! Now i cant sleep im laughing so hard.

i might crap my pants:Q