flight attendant denied me the right to poo for over 10 minutes!

[thomsbrain]

i bet no one else used that restroom after you.

just kidding, i'm sorry you had to go through that. i think flight attendants are probably super-anal these days...

 

[johneetrash]

Originally posted by: sward666
It could have been worse - you could have been the infamous beef-a-roni guy.

ROFL omg anyone have the link to that? lol that story was terrible!

 

[rgwalt]

This is yet another reason why I hate flying...

Ryan

 

[etech]

Originally posted by: johneetrash

Originally posted by: sward666
It could have been worse - you could have been the infamous beef-a-roni guy.

ROFL omg anyone have the link to that? lol that story was terrible!

One of the all time web classics, reposted for your reading pleasure.

Ryan's Steak House


edit/ found a better link.

 

[spanky]

sue

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7
sue

haha

its the american way!

id never sue anyone for anything unless they really deserved it or they wouldnt pay for medical if they injured me or someone related to me in some way...i hate all the stupid

lawsuits going on




what would you guys have done? i got a few PMs saying i handled it way wrong, well wtf? what would you have done in my situation?!

 

[Howard]

Unleashing a device of gas warfare into an inconspicuous spot, eh?

 

[BatmanNate]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

exactly

 

[NesuD]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Man, that's just the $hits. I bet you were stinking mad.

LMAO!!

 

[XZeroII]

It's dangerous to be up during take off. And can you imaging what would happen if you were to pee while taking off? The stream would be all over the place and it would be nearly impossible to aim! I can see their point, but if it were an emergency, I would have just run in there pulling my pants down on the way. People would recognize it and get out of the way.

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Man, that's just the $hits. I bet you were stinking mad.

bahahahaha

 

[ptyes]

I wouldn't travel if I was that sick, probably extend my stay for atleast another 48 hours or so.

 

[T2T III]

Great, now every terrorist will use the poo excuse so they can get to the bathroom to detonate their sneakers.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
It's dangerous to be up during take off. And can you imaging what would happen if you were to pee while taking off? The stream would be all over the place and it would be nearly impossible to aim! I can see their point, but if it were an emergency, I would have just run in there pulling my pants down on the way. People would recognize it and get out of the way.

thank you for your ignorant post and thanks for not reading what i said


it wasnt during take off or landing

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: ptyes
I wouldn't travel if I was that sick, probably extend my stay for atleast another 48 hours or so.

i cant call off sick to school, sorry, and it was the only flight to nashville in a time frame that i was able to get to the airport for the next week

 

[ElFenix]

they've never told me i couldn't use the restroom. they told me to be careful.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

I hope you feel better!

I got a big laugh out of that! crapping on planes is the worst!

• First you got to time it right.

• Second you get to wedge yourself into a yoga pose from hell just to get situated.

• Once situated, you KNOW that a malfunction could result in your intestines getting sucked out of you.

• Then you got to pray that the engine noise is louder than the egregious noise coming from your ass.

• Assuming you are successful and live, then you get to do more yoga so you can wipe.

• Finally you get to wash your hands with water in a minature sink with water that is probably dirtier than your hands.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
they've never told me i couldn't use the restroom. they told me to be careful.

well the dude got on the intercom and said SIR SIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY

and then they stood in my way so i had to sit back down

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
I hope you feel better!

I got a big laugh out of that! crapping on planes is the worst!

• First you got to time it right.

• Second you get to wedge yourself into a yoga pose from hell just to get situated.

• Once situated, you KNOW that a malfunction could result in your intestines getting sucked out of you.

• Then you got to pray that the engine noise is louder than the egregious noise coming from your ass.

• Assuming you are successful and live, then you get to do more yoga so you can wipe.

• Finally you get to wash your hands with water in a minature sink with water that is probably dirtier than your hands.

LMAO hahahha

 

[Alphazero]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Man, that's just the $hits. I bet you were stinking mad.

LMAO

 

[LH]

Under federal law you are no longer allowed to get up during the last 30 minutes of a flight. So if it was in the last 30 minutes thats why. You should have taken her to the side and explained the situation.

 

[ChefJoe]

Out of curiosity, what airline was it? Some airlines train staff differently than others. While I'm all for the rules, the airline attendants are having to get more and more assertive as the population generally gets more rude and "I'm in charge" with the whole air transportation system. In any event, you should relay your story to corporate.... being yelled at once would suggest they were simply informing you of the rules, after having to do it a second time, they should have talked with you rather than yell.


I recently had a long talk with my grandfather about flights in the 1950s vs today.