/firstworldproblems

[CPA]

Hm, how is this any better than closing eyes and snip with a scissor?

Because I said so.

 

[CPA]

After all the browser swapping, my signature wasn't rendering properly. Changed the encoding, still no joy.
I actually had to... reboot.

/firstworldproblems.

You need a blog of nothing but your firstworldproblems.


Also, this thread is awesome.

 

[peonyu]

I was on Anandtech reading comments from people who hate innocent immigrants from Mexico since they are Brown people.

/firstworldproblems.

 

[rasczak]

Im on the shitter but can't take a shit.

/firstworldproblems

 

[gophins72]

the whole /firstworldproblems thing is originated by jealous, entitled citizens from thirdworldcountries

/firstworldproblems

 

[Cuda1447]

I quit my job to get a new job. Didn't like that job and quit for a third job. The third job's boss is a douchebag so I think I'm going to go back to the 2nd job, but while waiting to hear from them I have an interview with a 4th job and might have to tell the 2nd job to f' off. Not sure which job to take now.

/firstworldproblems

 

[gophins72]

i have the luxury to learn about classical music, the arts, history, literature and political systems but have decided that pre-renaissance statues are the devil.

/firstworldproblems

 

[foghorn67]

I have to get a "cheap, yet fun" item for a gift exchange this Saturday.

/firstworldproblems

 

[foghorn67]

First clue on the crossword puzzle today, can't think of anything to put down.
/firstwordproblems


:sneaky:

 

[AmdEmAll]

I was fired today for not showing up to work 2 days in a row cause it was snowing/raining out and cold. My job is to fertilize lawns... what a shitty ass company.

 

[KeithTalent]

Ugh, have to be at the car dealer by 10:00 AM on Saturday morning to get my free cargo net installed, which will probably take over an hour and my favourite lunch place near there will not even be open by that time.

/firstworldproblems

KT

 

[TwiceOver]

Couldn't decide which supermodel girlfriend I wanted to bang tonight so I hopped in my ferrari and decided to have a massive party with all my rich ass celebrity friends at my $500 million mansion on the coast. Of course I flew in French models on my private jet. Because of that 45 mile drive, I am due for an oil change.

/atot problems

 

[gophins72]

I had to use a book dictionary instead of my iphone because the stupid coffee shop people cant tell the difference between a rj-45, usb, or rs232 cable. furthermore, he kept calling my medium a grande.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Broheim]

Sounds like a first world problem

I have to mow my lawn today, and cut some wood for the wife, I wont have any time to read or game

/firstworldproblems

yeah you are!

/firstworldinnuendo

 

[gophins72]

Suffered by having to drink diet coke with aspartame instead of coke zero with splenda.

/firstworldproblems

 

[RbSX]

Today I roller over on my bed after waking up to check my stock portfolio on my new laptop and the battery was dead. Shit. Had to go plug it in.

/firstworldproblems.

 

[vi edit]

I'm still trying to figure out which RB's to start this week for my Fantasy Football playoffs.

 

[Via]

Im on the shitter but can't take a shit.

/firstworldproblems

lol I think they might have that problem in the third world too.

 

[gorcorps]

Suffered by having to drink diet coke with aspartame instead of coke zero with splenda.

/firstworldproblems

Do they make a specific Coke Zero w/ splenda? I ask because normally packaged coke zero is also aspartame, just a different flavor than diet coke.

 

[KGB]

I approve of the midgets.

Midgets? :fap:

 

[Patranus]

Look like both

 

[Ichinisan]

Look like both

Wot?!

 

[Ichinisan]

i get bad 3G service at work so I can't listen to pandora on my phone

#firstworldproblems

I used Pandora on Edge for years.

 

[gophins72]

Do they make a specific Coke Zero w/ splenda? I ask because normally packaged coke zero is also aspartame, just a different flavor than diet coke.

sorry, i dont know, i was just messing around in the thread

but the generic name is sucralose

 

[vi edit]

i get bad 3G service at work so I can't listen to pandora on my phone

#firstworldproblems

Get a slacker subscription and cache stations.

#firstworldproblemsolved