/firstworldproblems

[z0mb13]

I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull, but stop it.

LOL I swear this is true..

I live in a third world country

Drivers here cost $100-$150 usd per month, while maids ~$80 USD.

Yay for cheap labor.

 

[Arik5405]

Dinner didn't turn out right, so we threw it away and drove 2 minutes to go through the fast foot drive-thru.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Baked]

Got in my car to drive home for dinner, maintenance light started blinking, I checked the mileage and it's close to oil change time again. I don't even drive that much, how the hell did my car get from 22K to 27K to damn fast! This is bullshit, I don't wanna waste money changing oil again! And no, I don't have time to do that myself. Fuck my life.

/firstworldproblems

 

[SillyOReilly]

This thread is disgusting. It is amusing, but still disgusting. Going back to P&N now.

/firstworldproblems

 

[SillyOReilly]

ran out of toilet paper, so i had to use my hand.

#thirdworldproblems

I ran out of wet wipes, so I had to dampen a wad of toilet paper

 

[SillyOReilly]

I ran out of wet wipes, so I had to dampen a wad of toilet paper

It was too late when I noticed my TP roll was empty, I had to turn around to grab some tissue paper.

 

[Corporate Thug]

too many space heaters tripped the power today and the line at the starbucks was out the door as we waited for the building maintenance to respond.

#firstworldproblems

 

[lokiju]

My home Internet connection is so good I keep getting picked as host in MW3 and am always plagued with host disadvantage.

 

[lokiju]

Tried getting a SINGLE core (what is this the dark ages?) throw away pc working as a 3rd computer at my desk today so I could have the option of being extra lazy and not bringing in my i7 work laptop. But the fucking thing only had a single VGA port!!! WTF! So I grab a dual monitor video card from a scrap pile of old ass pc's and wouldn't you just know it? I kept hard locking the pos pc!!!! Why do you punish me god!?!?! Why!?!??

So I just took the pos pc and tossed it aside. No way in hell am I not using both of my 24" wide screen LCD monitors. Guess I'll have to suffer and actually bring my laptop into work every day!

/firstworldproblems

That's how you do it! Shit just got real up in here!

 

[Ichinisan]

delete

 

[CZroe]

Had to set my tray in someone's nasty ketchup last night because the user of that tray didn't realize that the whole point of the paper insert is to slide it into the can along with the other trash to aid in disposal and cleanup. I hope none of you are that retarded.

 

[slag]

Started to rain heavily while I was in the hot tub and my hair got wet. Had to get out and go inside.

/firstworldproblems

 

[zinfamous]

Bought Skyrim. Can't play at max res and 8x AA.




(eh, I imagine something along this line has already been posted)

 

[RKS]

Amazon sent me 2 Corsair 800D cases.

 

[gorcorps]

Tried getting a SINGLE core (what is this the dark ages?) throw away pc working as a 3rd computer at my desk today so I could have the option of being extra lazy and not bringing in my i7 work laptop. But the fucking thing only had a single VGA port!!! WTF! So I grab a dual monitor video card from a scrap pile of old ass pc's and wouldn't you just know it? I kept hard locking the pos pc!!!! Why do you punish me god!?!?! Why!?!??

So I just took the pos pc and tossed it aside. No way in hell am I not using both of my 24" wide screen LCD monitors. Guess I'll have to suffer and actually bring my laptop into work every day!

/firstworldproblems

That's how you do it! Shit just got real up in here!

False... it works best as one liners

 

[DaveSimmons]

Amazon ships my stuffs in too many boxes. Why do I have to open 3 boxes for 4 items?!

/firstworldproblems

 

[Cuda1447]

False... it works best as one liners

Have to waste my time explaining how to do #firstworldproblems

/firstworldproblems

 

[Baked]

Went to Target, trying to buy another Philips D5 Cool White LED mini lights w/ twinkling... Target #1 didn't have it, neither did Target #2, or #3, or #4. This is bullshit! I want to buy a 2nd set for the balcony, but now I can't 'cause some asshole bought them all. I'm guessing one of the hospitals in the hospital clear the Target shelves for this model of LED mini lights 'cause I saw a crap load of them on their trees the other night.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Gothgar]

When I took my shower this morning, I couldn't get the water the right temperature, either it was too hot or it was just a little cool

/firstworldproblems

 

[AmdEmAll]

My home Internet connection is so good I keep getting picked as host in MW3 and am always plagued with host disadvantage.

Game sucks.. Uninstall

 

[ultimatebob]

I'm thousands in debt, people are dying of starvation, and rebels are attacking my island!

Damn, Tropico 4 is tough in hard difficulty mode

/firstworldproblems

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Radiators in computer are getting dusty. Gotta drive to the store and buy some canned air.

/firstworldproblems

 

[davmat787]

My robo-stir broke so now I have to manually stir my red wine-balsamic reduction.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Someone burned popcorn in the microwave at work. The stench will plague my nostrils the rest of the day.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Eos]

Since it's cold, I have to wear a stocking cap in the car until it warms up. Until then, I have to adjust the treble on the stereo because the cap blocks my ears.

/firstworldproblems