/firstworldproblems

[HN]

Too many devices on the network; sometimes forget IPs

 

[Drako]

The water from the bidet was so cold this morning, my sphincter is still quivering.

/firstworldproblem

 

[Genx87]

Attended a 401k meeting this morning. Planning on how to save 1 million dollars by retirement.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Blender broke so I have to drink my margarita on the rocks instead of blended.

/firstworldproblems

 

[DominionSeraph]

cat on arm have to reach n hunt n peck w/ left hand to type

/fwp

 

[Brigandier]

My computer can only run Skyrim on low. /firstworldproblems

My computer can run Skyrim! /firstworldjoys

 

[squirrel dog]

I approve of the midgets.

 

[Hugo Drax]

Not sure if my 70 inch LCD arrives tomorrow or thursday. Would be nice to have a definite schedule in hand right now.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Patranus]

I had to point the remote at the TV because I left the RF remote on the other side of the room.

/firstworldproblems

 

[gorcorps]

My quarterback isn't winning by wide enough margins.

 

[Cyco]

Target.com accidentally sent me two Black Friday PS3 bundles, won't let me send the extra one back.

/firstworldproblems

 

[MotionMan]

I only could watch 5 of the 9 early games at once last Sunday:

/firstworldproblems

MotionMan

 

[Fingolfin269]

MS said the new 360 update would be out by X but it wasn't out until Y. What the heck.

/firstworldproblems

 

[gophins72]

some immigrant keeps whining about his problems, but my ipod volume knob is broken so i cant turn up the volume to drown him out.

/firstworldproblems

 

[HN]

Air too clean; need to wear gas mask while working out "to simulate high-altitude training"

http://www.mercurynews.com/bay-area-news/ci_19440928

 

[mpo]

Voice calling on my phone doesn't recognize the name 'EJ' as 'ee-jay' in my contacts list. Must call that person 'edge' to call or text.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Spikesoldier]

I only could watch 5 of the 9 early games at once last Sunday:

/firstworldproblems

MotionMan

do you use the mic to order your wife to bring you food and rockstars while you watch your football games?

 

[Patranus]

My immigrant gardner came at 8 instead of 9 and woke me up.

/firstworldproblems

 

[MotionMan]

do you use the mic to order your wife to bring you food and rockstars while you watch your football games?

You mean the iSight?

MotionMan

 

[Lifted]

Forgot to pay my cable bill for a couple of months so internet access was cut off last night. Had to tether my blackberry just to get on god damn internet! Supposed to be back on today, and it fuckin better be!

/firstworldproblems

 

[Ichinisan]

some immigrant keeps whining about his problems, but my ipod volume knob is broken so i cant turn up the volume to drown him out.

/firstworldproblems

iPod has a "knob" on it?

 

[Patranus]

You mean the iSight?

MotionMan

That should be in the kitchen so you can monitor the sandwich making.

 

[z0mb13]

My driver is late. I need to fire his ass but it is hard to find drivers nowadays.

My male maid impgrenated my young female maid. I had to fire them both. Now I am down to 2 remaining female maids). I need to buy new clean underwear.

/firstworldproblemsinthirdworldcountries

 

[adlep]

I got new Iphone 4S, but some of the apps from my Iphone 3GS did not transfer.

/firstworldproblems

 

[Cuda1447]

My driver is late. I need to fire his ass but it is hard to find drivers nowadays.

My male maid impgrenated my young female maid. I had to fire them both. Now I am down to 2 remaining female maids). I need to buy new clean underwear.

/firstworldproblemsinthirdworldcountries

I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull, but stop it.